Written by Bob Stanley & Pete Wiggs
Produced by Saint Etienne
Released February 1993 on So Tough
Notes Sarah Cracknell, 2009: "...was a tribute to Simon Price. He was such a supporter of the band."
It's like, I can't get past that S and M barrier
'Cause, I like lots of drinks like whiskey or lager
It's actually painful to drink first of all