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  • Avatar for victimofkratina
    battered. chapped. pussy.
  • Avatar for xEvyn
    BTHIS IS WHAT I'D LIKE YOU TO DO..
  • Avatar for shaolin86
    Swab my folds.
  • Avatar for askionkataskion
    Melvin's split rules!
  • Avatar for shaolin86
    "I wield the wand of Odin!!"
  • Avatar for Octaviobanake
    I have only one dream, one thing I want to do before I die, and It's have sex with Patton Oswalt.
  • Avatar for RoomForSymmetry
    I WANT ALL THE HAM
  • Avatar for Tavrail
    THE BASKET LADY WAS THERE. I HAD COOKIES AND ON TV THE WHORES WERE PUNCHING.
  • Avatar for enid_coleslaw_
    WACKITY SCHMACKITY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
  • Avatar for azrider450
    222 is one of the best things ever recorded....more consistant than most people let on too [3] One of my favourite albums.
  • Avatar for LastFlowers
    ♫sprinkle some fries on those CUPCAKES♫
  • Avatar for deadmarc
    I'm not well versed on the topic of American stand-up comedians, rarely it is possible for a Polish guy to relate or 'get' some of the topics involved, so don't lynch me if what I'm about to write has been written thousands of times before and/or is considered heresy (if you believe Patton is the comedian in his own right) BUT, having just found out about him through Cracked, and having just listened to his 'Werewolves and Lollipops' album this is what I gathered - damn does he project Bill Hicks well. Same 'left of the center-ism', same anti-mainstream rage, hell, even their voices are somewhat similar.
  • Avatar for JoeMeach
    You're LUCKY our fish king isn't here!
  • Avatar for semiknockedout
    Eating a sleeve of Saltines in my underwear, watching Carlito's Way...
  • Avatar for kuiper_______
    fuckin' tha dotter in a garfield mask
  • Avatar for BradShallPerish
    I would kill to see Patton live. Next time he comes to Toronto I'm there!
  • Avatar for drthatguy
    maybe the best living comedian in my books, at least tied with doug stanhope. 222 is one of the best things ever recorded....more consistant than most people let on too
  • Avatar for P_Function
    This guy's lurid imagery is priceless. "Finest Hour" is incredible.
  • Avatar for goldspot7
    "Hey KFC I really love your food." "PROVE IT BY BURNING YOURSELF!" I laughed soooo damn hard at that entire bit when I first listened to it. I even thought of it the next day and randomly started laughing.[2]
  • Avatar for BradShallPerish
    "Hey KFC I really love your food." "PROVE IT BY BURNING YOURSELF!" I laughed soooo damn hard at that entire bit when I first listened to it. I even thought of it the next day at work and randomly started laughing.
  • Avatar for trebor17
    New album is amazing
  • Avatar for iamholgerczukay
    We live in a cynical world...
  • Avatar for DarthRok
    I'm swimming towards pie
  • Avatar for kuiper_______
    PLEASEDONTPUTATICKETONMYCAR. Don't. Want. This!
  • Avatar for dgriffiths
    MERRY PISSMAS!
  • Avatar for dgriffiths
    DEATH BED! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639/
  • Avatar for I_am_Curran
    Who the fuck is Patton Oswalt? I'm a billionaire.
  • Avatar for Pentfixion
    I WANT ALL THE HAM
  • Avatar for charliekilo22
    I WANT ALL THE HAM
  • Avatar for iamholgerczukay
    My favorite comedian of all time. Seriously, I can't count the number of times I've been in public places, listening to a Patton album with headphones and burst out laughing uncontrollably. It's an easy way to convince those that you surround you that you are in-fucking-sane, as they assume I'm listening to music. Very few comedians make me "LOL" as they say in the parlance of our time, more inside chuckling, I can't help it with Patton. Of course, the new album is brilliant as well.
  • Avatar for CCCCCCCCICCCCCC
    I HATE I HAATTEE THAT IS ALL I AM PROGRAMED TO DOOOO
  • Avatar for branchong
    Patton nails it again. So damn good. The Garfield mask joke killed me.
  • Avatar for kuiper_______
    3 minutes into Finest Hour and I'm laughing my ass off. Fucking love it.
  • Avatar for azrider450
    Shit, I'm missing a track from 222 Disc 2 (with the extrapolated tracklist). Anyone have any idea what it is?
  • Avatar for HolySteak
    I love Patton to death, but the fact of the matter is, Louis CK is the best comedian because he has more all-encompassing material. Patton's material has a lot of pop culture reliance, which is great, but it doesn't have the same reach that Louis has.
  • Avatar for rustycamino
    DontBanJoey, it's true. Louis and David are my two other favorite comedians, but they don't ever make me laugh out loud when I'm by myself like Patton does, which is a rare thing. My number one vote for someone as purely funny, who does comedy for the sake of going for the hugest laugh, I'd say Eugene Mirman. His stuff is so absurd that you almost get high. But yeah. Patton has this gift. Carlos Alazraqui called him the Mozart of stand-up.
  • Avatar for Versional
    DontBanJoey: This is a longshot (depending on your comedic tastes), but Kathleen Madigan might interest you. She's not really like Patton, but she follows the whole "rant about bullshit in the world/personal life" route. Patton's more about humorous stories than he is about ranting, so.. but still. Someone like Patton? Haven't really found one yet.
  • Avatar for Under_Radar_Mag
    The new issue of Under the Radar features an interview between St. Vincent and Patton Oswalt: http://www.undertheradarmag.com/issues/8310/
  • Avatar for avantish
    Ooh and Greg Giraldo of course
  • Avatar for avantish
    Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Bill Burr, Lewis Black, Doug Stanhope, Marc Maron, Joe Rogan, Kyle Kinane, Anthony Jeselnik, Mitch Hedberg, Stewart Lee, Brendon Burns, Mike DeStafano, just to name my personal favorites who i think are just as funny, but more brutal, as i like it :) Nothing wrong with Louis C.K. and Cross though.
  • Avatar for ExhumeToConsume
    Just got my copy of Zombie Spaceship Wasteland in the mail. I can't wait t read it.
  • Avatar for albert0balsalm
    "Hey, do you like Angelina Jolie?? Does she give you a boner? Well, here's Jon Voight's ball sack!!" Hahahaha
  • Avatar for branchong
    saw him with doug benson at the ucb in hollywood a couple weeks back. very awesome dude.
  • Avatar for FuckHearts
    Patton Oswalt is the only comedian that I can listen to on CD again and again and again and still laugh my ass off. I never would have thought that ANY comedian would make his way into my most played artists, but Patton Oswalt fucking did it!
  • Avatar for Achilles2390
    The book he wrote, the one that was released back in January, it IS awesome.
  • Avatar for VanaoTX
    a very funny fuck
  • Avatar for JakeMorgan
    Jesus, come work my jaw and help my sloppy pile of food go down.
  • Avatar for iamholgerczukay
    Is this some kind of avant-garde german theater bullshit?
  • Avatar for osiris45
    We should start a petition to get Bob Seger to record Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement [7]
  • Avatar for Trademark88
    He wrote a book, it's due out in January. I anticipate it to be awesome.

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