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30 Sep 2015, 9:33pm
BTHIS IS WHAT I'D LIKE YOU TO DO..
2 May 2014, 9:51pm
Swab my folds.
6 Aug 2013, 12:58am
Melvin's split rules!
23 Mar 2013, 10:11pm
"I wield the wand of Odin!!"
14 Oct 2012, 9:19pm
I have only one dream, one thing I want to do before I die, and It's have sex with Patton Oswalt.
8 Sep 2012, 4:44pm
I WANT ALL THE HAM
4 Jul 2012, 7:34pm
THE BASKET LADY WAS THERE. I HAD COOKIES AND ON TV THE WHORES WERE PUNCHING.
3 Jul 2012, 2:55am
WACKITY SCHMACKITY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
24 Jun 2012, 12:37am
222 is one of the best things ever recorded....more consistant than most people let on too  One of my favourite albums.
23 May 2012, 10:48pm
♫sprinkle some fries on those CUPCAKES♫
27 Apr 2012, 7:36am
I'm not well versed on the topic of American stand-up comedians, rarely it is possible for a Polish guy to relate or 'get' some of the topics involved, so don't lynch me if what I'm about to write has been written thousands of times before and/or is considered heresy (if you believe Patton is the comedian in his own right) BUT, having just found out about him through Cracked, and having just listened to his 'Werewolves and Lollipops' album this is what I gathered - damn does he project Bill Hicks well. Same 'left of the center-ism', same anti-mainstream rage, hell, even their voices are somewhat similar.
22 Mar 2012, 1:55pm
You're LUCKY our fish king isn't here!
7 Mar 2012, 11:11pm
Eating a sleeve of Saltines in my underwear, watching Carlito's Way...
28 Jan 2012, 10:28am
fuckin' tha dotter in a garfield mask
16 Jan 2012, 12:25am
I would kill to see Patton live. Next time he comes to Toronto I'm there!
24 Dec 2011, 12:44pm
maybe the best living comedian in my books, at least tied with doug stanhope. 222 is one of the best things ever recorded....more consistant than most people let on too
23 Dec 2011, 12:20am
This guy's lurid imagery is priceless. "Finest Hour" is incredible.
6 Dec 2011, 10:17am
"Hey KFC I really love your food." "PROVE IT BY BURNING YOURSELF!" I laughed soooo damn hard at that entire bit when I first listened to it. I even thought of it the next day and randomly started laughing.
24 Nov 2011, 2:23am
"Hey KFC I really love your food." "PROVE IT BY BURNING YOURSELF!" I laughed soooo damn hard at that entire bit when I first listened to it. I even thought of it the next day at work and randomly started laughing.
5 Nov 2011, 6:50am
New album is amazing
3 Nov 2011, 8:06pm
We live in a cynical world...
28 Oct 2011, 3:53am
I'm swimming towards pie
28 Oct 2011, 3:32am
PLEASEDONTPUTATICKETONMYCAR. Don't. Want. This!
18 Oct 2011, 10:23pm
18 Oct 2011, 9:46pm
DEATH BED! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639/
17 Oct 2011, 1:47pm
Who the fuck is Patton Oswalt? I'm a billionaire.
17 Oct 2011, 7:50am
I WANT ALL THE HAM
17 Oct 2011, 4:25am
I WANT ALL THE HAM
9 Oct 2011, 7:32pm
My favorite comedian of all time. Seriously, I can't count the number of times I've been in public places, listening to a Patton album with headphones and burst out laughing uncontrollably. It's an easy way to convince those that you surround you that you are in-fucking-sane, as they assume I'm listening to music. Very few comedians make me "LOL" as they say in the parlance of our time, more inside chuckling, I can't help it with Patton. Of course, the new album is brilliant as well.
8 Oct 2011, 2:15am
I HATE I HAATTEE THAT IS ALL I AM PROGRAMED TO DOOOO
21 Sep 2011, 9:57am
Patton nails it again. So damn good. The Garfield mask joke killed me.
21 Sep 2011, 7:54am
3 minutes into Finest Hour and I'm laughing my ass off. Fucking love it.
11 Sep 2011, 3:19pm
Shit, I'm missing a track from 222 Disc 2 (with the extrapolated tracklist). Anyone have any idea what it is?
14 Aug 2011, 4:22am
I love Patton to death, but the fact of the matter is, Louis CK is the best comedian because he has more all-encompassing material. Patton's material has a lot of pop culture reliance, which is great, but it doesn't have the same reach that Louis has.
16 Jul 2011, 10:53pm
DontBanJoey, it's true. Louis and David are my two other favorite comedians, but they don't ever make me laugh out loud when I'm by myself like Patton does, which is a rare thing. My number one vote for someone as purely funny, who does comedy for the sake of going for the hugest laugh, I'd say Eugene Mirman. His stuff is so absurd that you almost get high. But yeah. Patton has this gift. Carlos Alazraqui called him the Mozart of stand-up.
23 Jun 2011, 7:59pm
DontBanJoey: This is a longshot (depending on your comedic tastes), but Kathleen Madigan might interest you. She's not really like Patton, but she follows the whole "rant about bullshit in the world/personal life" route. Patton's more about humorous stories than he is about ranting, so.. but still. Someone like Patton? Haven't really found one yet.
17 May 2011, 9:11pm
The new issue of Under the Radar features an interview between St. Vincent and Patton Oswalt: http://www.undertheradarmag.com/issues/8310/
13 May 2011, 11:12am
Ooh and Greg Giraldo of course
13 May 2011, 11:11am
Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Bill Burr, Lewis Black, Doug Stanhope, Marc Maron, Joe Rogan, Kyle Kinane, Anthony Jeselnik, Mitch Hedberg, Stewart Lee, Brendon Burns, Mike DeStafano, just to name my personal favorites who i think are just as funny, but more brutal, as i like it :) Nothing wrong with Louis C.K. and Cross though.
9 Apr 2011, 11:41pm
Just got my copy of Zombie Spaceship Wasteland in the mail. I can't wait t read it.
30 Mar 2011, 9:07pm
"Hey, do you like Angelina Jolie?? Does she give you a boner? Well, here's Jon Voight's ball sack!!" Hahahaha
28 Feb 2011, 7:50pm
saw him with doug benson at the ucb in hollywood a couple weeks back. very awesome dude.
10 Feb 2011, 10:31am
Patton Oswalt is the only comedian that I can listen to on CD again and again and again and still laugh my ass off. I never would have thought that ANY comedian would make his way into my most played artists, but Patton Oswalt fucking did it!
9 Feb 2011, 9:00pm
The book he wrote, the one that was released back in January, it IS awesome.
25 Jan 2011, 4:23am
a very funny fuck
13 Jan 2011, 1:29am
Jesus, come work my jaw and help my sloppy pile of food go down.
16 Dec 2010, 12:57am
Is this some kind of avant-garde german theater bullshit?
15 Dec 2010, 5:15am
We should start a petition to get Bob Seger to record Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement 
23 Oct 2010, 10:20pm
He wrote a book, it's due out in January. I anticipate it to be awesome.
23 Oct 2010, 1:17pm
I'm full of wisdom!
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