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  • shaolin86

    Swab my folds.

    May 2014
  • askionkataskion

    Melvin's split rules!

    August 2013
  • shaolin86

    "I wield the wand of Odin!!"

    March 2013
  • Octaviobanake

    I have only one dream, one thing I want to do before I die, and It's have sex with Patton Oswalt.

    October 2012
  • RoomForSymmetry

    I WANT ALL THE HAM

    September 2012
  • Tavrail

    THE BASKET LADY WAS THERE. I HAD COOKIES AND ON TV THE WHORES WERE PUNCHING.

    July 2012
  • enid_coleslaw_

    WACKITY SCHMACKITY DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

    July 2012
  • azrider450

    222 is one of the best things ever recorded....more consistant than most people let on too [3] One of my favourite albums.

    June 2012
  • LastFlowers

    ♫sprinkle some fries on those CUPCAKES♫

    May 2012
  • deadmarc

    I'm not well versed on the topic of American stand-up comedians, rarely it is possible for a Polish guy to relate or 'get' some of the topics involved, so don't lynch me if what I'm about to write has been written thousands of times before and/or is considered heresy (if you believe Patton is the comedian in his own right) BUT, having just found out about him through Cracked, and having just listened to his 'Werewolves and Lollipops' album this is what I gathered - damn does he project Bill Hicks well. Same 'left of the center-ism', same anti-mainstream rage, hell, even their voices are somewhat similar.

    April 2012
  • JoeMeach

    You're LUCKY our fish king isn't here!

    March 2012
  • semiknockedout

    Eating a sleeve of Saltines in my underwear, watching Carlito's Way...

    March 2012
  • kuiper_______

    fuckin' tha dotter in a garfield mask

    January 2012
  • BradShallPerish

    I would kill to see Patton live. Next time he comes to Toronto I'm there!

    January 2012
  • drthatguy

    maybe the best living comedian in my books, at least tied with doug stanhope. 222 is one of the best things ever recorded....more consistant than most people let on too

    December 2011
  • P_Function

    This guy's lurid imagery is priceless. "Finest Hour" is incredible.

    December 2011
  • goldspot7

    "Hey KFC I really love your food." "PROVE IT BY BURNING YOURSELF!" I laughed soooo damn hard at that entire bit when I first listened to it. I even thought of it the next day and randomly started laughing.[2]

    December 2011
  • BradShallPerish

    "Hey KFC I really love your food." "PROVE IT BY BURNING YOURSELF!" I laughed soooo damn hard at that entire bit when I first listened to it. I even thought of it the next day at work and randomly started laughing.

    November 2011
  • trebor17

    New album is amazing

    November 2011
  • iamholgerczukay

    We live in a cynical world...

    November 2011
  • DarthRok

    I'm swimming towards pie

    October 2011
  • kuiper_______

    PLEASEDONTPUTATICKETONMYCAR. Don't. Want. This!

    October 2011
  • dgriffiths

    MERRY PISSMAS!

    October 2011
  • dgriffiths

    DEATH BED! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0385639/

    October 2011
  • I_am_Curran

    Who the fuck is Patton Oswalt? I'm a billionaire.

    October 2011
  • Pentfixion

    I WANT ALL THE HAM

    October 2011
  • charliekilo22

    I WANT ALL THE HAM

    October 2011
  • iamholgerczukay

    My favorite comedian of all time. Seriously, I can't count the number of times I've been in public places, listening to a Patton album with headphones and burst out laughing uncontrollably. It's an easy way to convince those that you surround you that you are in-fucking-sane, as they assume I'm listening to music. Very few comedians make me "LOL" as they say in the parlance of our time, more inside chuckling, I can't help it with Patton. Of course, the new album is brilliant as well.

    October 2011
  • CCCCCCCCICCCCCC

    I HATE I HAATTEE THAT IS ALL I AM PROGRAMED TO DOOOO

    October 2011
  • branchong

    Patton nails it again. So damn good. The Garfield mask joke killed me.

    September 2011
  • kuiper_______

    3 minutes into Finest Hour and I'm laughing my ass off. Fucking love it.

    September 2011
  • azrider450

    Shit, I'm missing a track from 222 Disc 2 (with the extrapolated tracklist). Anyone have any idea what it is?

    September 2011
  • HolySteak

    I love Patton to death, but the fact of the matter is, Louis CK is the best comedian because he has more all-encompassing material. Patton's material has a lot of pop culture reliance, which is great, but it doesn't have the same reach that Louis has.

    August 2011
  • rustycamino

    DontBanJoey, it's true. Louis and David are my two other favorite comedians, but they don't ever make me laugh out loud when I'm by myself like Patton does, which is a rare thing. My number one vote for someone as purely funny, who does comedy for the sake of going for the hugest laugh, I'd say Eugene Mirman. His stuff is so absurd that you almost get high. But yeah. Patton has this gift. Carlos Alazraqui called him the Mozart of stand-up.

    July 2011
  • Versional

    DontBanJoey: This is a longshot (depending on your comedic tastes), but Kathleen Madigan might interest you. She's not really like Patton, but she follows the whole "rant about bullshit in the world/personal life" route. Patton's more about humorous stories than he is about ranting, so.. but still. Someone like Patton? Haven't really found one yet.

    June 2011
  • Under_Radar_Mag

    The new issue of Under the Radar features an interview between St. Vincent and Patton Oswalt: http://www.undertheradarmag.com/issues/8310/

    May 2011
  • avantish

    Ooh and Greg Giraldo of course

    May 2011
  • avantish

    Bill Hicks, George Carlin, Bill Burr, Lewis Black, Doug Stanhope, Marc Maron, Joe Rogan, Kyle Kinane, Anthony Jeselnik, Mitch Hedberg, Stewart Lee, Brendon Burns, Mike DeStafano, just to name my personal favorites who i think are just as funny, but more brutal, as i like it :) Nothing wrong with Louis C.K. and Cross though.

    May 2011
  • ExhumeToConsume

    Just got my copy of Zombie Spaceship Wasteland in the mail. I can't wait t read it.

    April 2011
  • albert0balsalm

    "Hey, do you like Angelina Jolie?? Does she give you a boner? Well, here's Jon Voight's ball sack!!" Hahahaha

    March 2011
  • branchong

    saw him with doug benson at the ucb in hollywood a couple weeks back. very awesome dude.

    February 2011
  • FuckHearts

    Patton Oswalt is the only comedian that I can listen to on CD again and again and again and still laugh my ass off. I never would have thought that ANY comedian would make his way into my most played artists, but Patton Oswalt fucking did it!

    February 2011
  • Achilles2390

    The book he wrote, the one that was released back in January, it IS awesome.

    February 2011
  • VanaoTX

    a very funny fuck

    January 2011
  • JakeMorgan

    Jesus, come work my jaw and help my sloppy pile of food go down.

    January 2011
  • iamholgerczukay

    Is this some kind of avant-garde german theater bullshit?

    December 2010
  • osiris45

    We should start a petition to get Bob Seger to record Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement [7]

    December 2010
  • Trademark88

    He wrote a book, it's due out in January. I anticipate it to be awesome.

    October 2010
  • Versional

    I'm full of wisdom!

    October 2010
  • thejackyl

    dudes, Cross sucks. Louis is great though.

    October 2010