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30 Jul 2015, 8:45pm
Next time my boat capsizes I am reaching for a Lime!
6 Jan 2015, 10:33pm
I'm gonna go shave, too.
24 Aug 2014, 9:28am
“I saw a lady with a flower, she was plucking out the petals. She was saying, “He loves me, he loves me not”. Thank God the flower can’t talk, what would it say? “Fuck, that hurts! Fuck, that hurts as well. Fuck! Leave me alone! I’m no longer pretty. And he loves you not. I could have told you I had an even number of petals.”
14 May 2014, 4:33pm
Saved by the buoyancy of citrus
3 Nov 2013, 4:16pm
Sir, you have one of my bedrooms, are you aware? Don't decorate it!
30 Oct 2013, 11:09pm
Every time I see a broken escalator I think of him and get rather happy then rather sad.
27 Oct 2013, 9:02pm
That'd be funny if you were a drummer, and you grabbed two magical wands instead of drumsticks. Be pounding out the beat "1-2-3-4 Oh shit, my bass player's now a can of soup... Sorry Rick, I mean Cream of Mushroom!
3 Jul 2013, 8:40pm
Music tagged “a guy who likes to boat”
27 May 2013, 6:25am
I bought a donut and they gave me a receipt for the donut... I don't need a receipt for the donut! I give you money and you give me the donut, end of transaction. We don't need to bring ink and paper into this! I can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a donut. Some skeptical friend? "Don't even act like I didn't get that donut, I've got the documentation right here!"
26 May 2013, 1:06pm
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You would never see an ''Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order'' sign, just ''Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the CONVENIENCE!”
9 May 2013, 9:01am
We've gotta keep kids off the canal
15 Mar 2013, 3:44pm
Pancakes; all exciting at first, but by the end you’re fucking sick of ‘em
13 Dec 2012, 11:30pm
I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. I was like "Dude, you have to wait!"
6 Dec 2012, 9:46pm
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus or just a really cool opotamus?
10 Oct 2012, 6:17am
I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughnut. I don't need a receipt for the doughnut, man. I'll just give you the money and then you give me the doughnut, end of transaction. I just can't imagine a scenario where I would have to prove that I bought a doughnut.
9 Oct 2012, 3:37am
30 Aug 2012, 7:35am
I used to do drugs. I still do drugs, but I used to too.
24 Jul 2012, 2:50pm
lol stoner humor
22 Jun 2012, 10:01pm
Oh man, he was really funny.
8 May 2012, 5:47am
give us a call at 1-800-I-LOVE-BRAND-NEW-CARPET
7 Feb 2012, 5:15am
sorry for the convenience*
4 Feb 2012, 5:29am
Escalators can never break. They can only become stairs. You will never see a sign that says "Escalators now stairs. Sorry for the inconvenience." <3
4 Feb 2012, 12:10am
@ShaneSpear: I dont think so, i like listening to Mitch.
6 Jan 2012, 8:11am
Mitch All Together is the Abbey Road of comedy albums.
17 Dec 2011, 11:32pm
17 Dec 2011, 12:33am
I love his flow of jokes, his delivery was as funny as the material most the time
20 Oct 2011, 5:53am
In all seriously, he was one of the greatest comedians in history.
23 Sep 2011, 7:52am
"I was in a convenience store reading a magazine and the clerk came up to me and said "This is not a library". so I said, "Alright, I will talk louder then!""
19 Sep 2011, 5:26am
29 Aug 2011, 6:53pm
Batteries make shit seem substantial. If you take the batteries out of a radio its like "This thing is a piece of shit actually." Then you put the batteries back in its like OH YEAA
3 Aug 2011, 8:22pm
Love you Mitch <3
2 Jul 2011, 11:20am
Who the fuck makes their plants hard to reach??
6 May 2011, 10:28pm
Will always be missed! Long live Hedberg!
10 Apr 2011, 7:22pm
thanks snake-haired bitch
7 Apr 2011, 4:46pm
You got any directions for those who are walking?
24 Feb 2011, 4:32pm
Happy birthday, Mitch. RIP
16 Feb 2011, 3:19am
what the fuck is a SESAME
2 Jan 2011, 1:05am
This last.fm is dry-clean only. IT'S DIRTY.
1 Jan 2011, 5:41pm
WHY MITCH?! I loved you so! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIE ON MY BIRTHDAY?! Worst. Gift. Ever. :(
3 Dec 2010, 5:09am
Miss him so so so much.
26 Nov 2010, 7:18pm
"I want to get a map of the world on my wall and put pins in it to show where I've been. But first I need to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it doesn't fall down."
16 Nov 2010, 10:36pm
This payment must be made in WAMPUM!
16 Nov 2010, 3:54am
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
11 Nov 2010, 3:18am
why the fuck did he have to die
6 Nov 2010, 10:48pm
"I WANT A CHICKEN THUMB!" Legend.
30 Oct 2010, 9:01pm
You can write that down and put a dash in front of it, and put my name at the bottom. Because all I want to be is dashed. - Mitch Hedberg.
25 Oct 2010, 2:46am
Saved my cubicle-shriveled soul!
23 Oct 2010, 4:55pm
Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means where the fuck did you get that banana at? :) Legend.
14 Oct 2010, 8:39pm
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