- Mark E Smith can't sing, Brix is dead from sexually transmitted MES's and they've done too many albums for anyone to genuinely give a fuck. Also their 90's output is probably the most boring, pointless body of 'music' known to man. Joy Division
- It's all a load of depressing cobblers and Ian, God rest his soul, is inconveniently dead.My Bloody Valentine
- It's too loud and sounds less relaxing than smashing 100 bottles against a brick wall, and their ep's are all really boring. Bilinda sounds like a kitten being raped and Kevin sounds like the victim of gay paedophillia, his grandpa the suspect.Microdisney
- Nobody's heard of them so they must be load of old shite.Tom Waits
- He sounds like he's smoked more than he can physically maintain. Also Robert Christgau once slagged him off and we all only listen to A+ graded albums from Christgau don't we. We pretend to be individual with our tastes though, nonetheless.