Written by Paul Draper.
Released September 1998
Part One (2:00 only) was originally released as a single (Nine EP) in August 1998
A live version (Parts one and two) was released as a b-side to Six (Eleven EP) in January 1999.
Being a boy's like sucking on a lemon
And I judge myself by the adverts I see
My deodorant hides the real me
These things elevate me above animals