• Journal Entry! :o

    2 Apr 2006, 03:28 by dajoobkate

    As this is my first journal entry, I should probably start it off right, hmm?

    How about with a sudden celebrity: On March 15th the Chicago Sun-Times introduced the world to a bloody new star — Jakub Fik, the 33-year-old Chicago man who made headlines the world over simply by severing his wang and throwing it at police. Details come from the Sun-Times, which reports that officers first arrived on Fik's block on Chicago's Northwest Side at 8:20 a.m., after receiving reports of Fik smashing car windows. When cops found him, Fik had broken into an unoccupied house; when a collection of officers assembled on the front lawn, Fik went ballistic, bursting from the house naked, bloody, and armed with a bunch of knives, which he proceeded to throw at the cops. Mixed in among the knives was Fik's aforementioned severed penis, which Fik threw at authorities before returning to the house for another batch of throwin' knives. "About 10 feet from the front porch, right on the sidewalk, was his penis…