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Fang VonW. was born when a volcano containing metal and steel erupted at the beginning of time. His one and only mission: create the most metal band in the world. He searched across the land for many centuries, until during his travels in Greece, he heard the sound of sweep picking emanating from a cave. After fighting off the man-eating bats with his bare hands, he came upon the one known only as the Socrates of Shred. Socrates imparted his sage advice upon Fang, and the next stop was the top of the tallest mountain in Japan: Mt. Yuufretokuwiku. Quickly ascending the treacherous mountain by riding on a cloud of pure shredding guitar, they met the fierce guitar warrior known as Asian Metal. After a three day battle that left most of the surrounding mountainside in ruins (and most of its inhabitants deaf), Asian Metal decided to join the warriors on their quest.

On the voyage across the Pacific Ocean, their ship was attacked by the fierce and proud Captain Bluddbeard, whose proficiency with the bass was so well known that the waves themselves would run in fear from the swelling sounds emanating from his pirate ship. During the battle, all four of the warriors happened to strike the same chord at the same time, causing a giant tsunami which flung the two ships across the sky, eventually crash landing in Southern Wisconsin. Striking a truce, the band was now almost complete. Suddenly, from a rip in the fabric of space and time itself stepped the cyborg DANALOG.
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  • MAKI_NODA

    You, please, gave money! To GAIA! and buy New Track 2,3000,0000-!!!!!!! HEY Please. Be not down↓ Your must be check, now!

    27 Oct 2010 Reply

  • MAKI_NODA

    Are you out of danger now? It is badness that yours under-brother's frends! Please you be keep on caution against thers badness! I am entangled in a plot! I am not a frend to ther! But you are fool veryly! then you mistake on me that I am a frend of them.----- yes, I am anger to chain, also tired, veryly.

    16 Oct 2010 Reply

  • MAKI_NODA

    Hey you! Are you snapped! fool! b-y natary,p./^ -----Please your(=natary,p.) must be support and contact to him!(from MAKI_NODA)

    16 Oct 2010 Reply

  • MAKI_NODA

    Your's under-brother is very worry! ---garbage of paper into your mouth, now. Do you have known? ---your time of sleep, a short time ago. He is very evil, and crafty, and wily. He hide me, truely.

    12 Oct 2010 Reply

  • MAKI_NODA

    I am that is MAKI. That is a true name. Do you know that name? ---I am a japanese. I have been knewing a Celtic memory for 5 years ago. Are you Hallstatt-winner, now? ←That is a your before-uncle's say, he want to go home, on your body! ■■■By the way, lord was worship for three? All of them were Dentist? Well then, is lord that Jesus Christ? or his brothers? or ---, how were him vice-Dietman? I hate evil, veryly! ■■■Then I am the GAIA's CEO, do you know? and I hate MASAKO, and all of violently-psychic. Please be know, my true. Please thank you very much.

    9 Oct 2010 Reply

  • CrybKeeper

    Thank you Lords, for playing Warriors of Metal Fest lll. One hellacious performance!!! Quite the showmen, a truly fun band to party with : )

    27 Jun 2010 Reply

  • cptbluddbeard

    Friends, Fans, Fellow Seadogs, I regret to inform you that I am renouncing my service to the great Trident, and no longer wear the title of Lord. I will be departing my fellow bandmates and setting sail for new seas, in pursuit of new musical endeavors. I had some great times with the Lords, and with all of you. We pillaged, we plundered, we burned, we murdered, we looted, we did a little bamboozling, and we faced multiple charges of homicide and “throwing up of horns.” I wish the Lords tons of luck in the battles to come. I know that the metal gods will smile upon them in all that they do. Keep in touch, and look out for updates on my new project, tentatively called the Saltwater Prophets. And so to all of you, May the seas be your friend and the winds be your guide. And whether it be to Davy Jones’ Locker Or the fields of Fiddler’s Green, May your sailing be steady and clear. Yours Nautically and Fatally, Captain Bluddbeard

    29 May 2010 Reply

  • MrTreesong

    Good to see you on here! w00t

    17 May 2010 Reply

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