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Three untalented brothers born from a Somalian prostitute and a Swedish priest, only to be adopted by a Cardinal in Versaille. He immediately moved to Sydney to open an underground brothel, pimping out his sons for coppers. He would eventually realize business was slowing as they grew older. He then looked for Bryan Coleman to transform them into the biggest thing since Nickelback. Lonos Curse received sponsorship from Disney and are currently working on a MexTV show called Lonos Brothers… read more

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  • I like your new song. It's very mellow
  • found you via myspace. You should put clean up before she comes on here, its better than some of the tracks you've listed here.
  • can't stop listening. Loving Born in an Opium Den...so good.
  • Hey, I like your music. I haven't listened to all of it yet, but I especially like "Coma" so far. It's got a great 70's sound.
  • keep on rockin' in the free world ;p !
  • i really like ur songs. keep em comin.

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