20 Apr 2009, 17:51 by zanzanzawaveia
11 Jun 2008, 00:52 by dididactHi! Everyone knows I'm a lesbian but I've been aching to try my hand at the men. Do you think that this dark horse, who so studiously writes fiction about me, could be the one?
<TheJunner> in a dark room
<TheJunner> in a couch
<TheJunner> it's in the middle of the room
<TheJunner> both give awkward sideways glances at each other
<TheJunner> Mauver starts to move his hand toward you
<TheJunner> you blush, but don't say anything
<TheJunner> the French impressionist film reaches a particularly inactive plateau
<TheJunner> you lean a bit to the right
<TheJunner> just so his hand will touch your shoulder
(snip; I'll let you see the whole thing if you send me a little money!)
Vince something I cant really be bothered to lok at yr profile again lz I wish someone could teach me to ghostlink it would make me the talk of the town
I know, it could be construed as a little creepy and somewhat indelicate too…
24 May 2008, 02:26 by CagnazzoLet me just start by saying that I'm not even going to touch the ridiculous meme journal, because everyone knows those are always rubbish in the first place. No, I'm talking about the simple but effective troll journal.
Really, there's nothing to it, all you have to do is say "METAL SUCKS, ANYONE WHO LIKES IT IS A FAGGOT", and voila, you have 300 comments of 'true metalheads' (read: Manowar fans) saying random shit such as:
"FUCK YOU POSER FAGGOT"
"GET AIDS JEWB"
"I RAPE YOU FUCKER"
"METAL PWNS YOUR SHIT MUSIC CUNT"
"YOU LISTEN TO *insert crappy band* SO KILL YOURSELF UNTRUE EMO"
We get it, kvlt kiddies are semi-retarded children who throw their own shit at anyone who actually (gasp) DISAGREES WITH THEIR OPINION. And going back to it a little, Manowar is mostly to blame for the kvlt kiddie culture we know today. But, that's another topic for another day.
17 May 2008, 21:14 by redwookLet it be known that I started this trend yesterday. You're all biting on my style. But that's okay: I am a forgiving man. (Or woman‽)
16 May 2008, 09:47 by Aurist-http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/4307753.jpg
Foals in "transparent closet doors" shock
(ps respect to Foals, [especially Yannis])
5 May 2008, 16:37 by redwook
23 Apr 2008, 05:09 by redwookguys am i funny yet
i have quotes
i listen to nothing but hip hop
what are guitars
14 Feb 2008, 07:38 by CagnazzoDrumroll, please!
Anyone who uses the words "trve" or "kvlt" in a serious manner either need to A) take a long, hard look at their lives, or B) just kill themselves already.
Sick of It All
At the Gates
HORSE the band
Children of Bodom
Bullet for My Valentine
My Chemical Romance
Fall Out Boy
Fall Out Boy
Oh Yes, By All Means
A Tribe Called Quest
Jesus and Mary Chain
26 Jan 2008, 21:29 by InsaneGeniusHail What the hell's the point of Last.fm Groups?