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Jordaan Mason & the Horse Museum, after three and a half years of writing, traveling, singing, putting together a band, and recording, recording, recording, have finally finished “Divorce Lawyers I Shaved My Head,” an album that tells the story of a failed marriage between two people of confused genders and identities. The album takes place during a Glandolinian war and includes horses, shotguns, carnival horn sections, religion, male birth, sickness, semen, haircuts, and an eventual apocalypse in 1990.

The album was recorded between May 2007 - March 2009, mostly at the Oxford Hotel in Toronto, by Bryar Gray and Jordaan Mason. The Horse Museum on this record include members of Sarah D., Whatever Jailer, I Am Not Dynamite, Klessa, the Owle Bird, Richard Laviolette, Chris Yang, and the Hidden Cameras.
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  • COBRARocky

    OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    18 Apr 7:37am Reply

  • rien333

    HIIISS MOUTH IS FILLES WITH MYYY OVARIEEES!!!

    3 Apr 10:34pm Reply

  • wildbeards

    Shame he's broke, another album would have been great [2]

    3 Mar 3:30pm Reply

  • Sorta_Leather

    Shame he's broke, another album would have been great

    28 Feb 4:30am Reply

  • PescarUi

    His solo album Mantra Songs is great too. This album is the most amazing ever.

    22 Jan 7:59pm Reply

  • LSDawson

    WHOA THIS SOUNDS JUST LIKE HANL AND DEATH GRIPS AND AJJ

    22 Jan 7:33pm Reply

  • CreepySalad

    It sounds KINDA like NMH, with the lyrics. They're kinda obviously message-y. The folk-y instrumentals as well. Although this album's instrumentation is a lot more painfully depressing and angry. i cry evertim

    4 Dec 2012 Reply

  • ChrisSucks

    well. if you ask me, the technical ability of the guitarist in this 40-something piece band resembles that of all three Dillinger escape plan sweeps and solos, the vocals is an incredibly great ode to the late (& Gr8) Freddie Mercury and the bass is played by mother natures own earthquake. so many combinations, such an underrated act.

    2 Dec 2012 Reply

  • Dasgvu

    YOU FUCK LIKE A RACEHORSE is the new semen stains the mountaintops.

    2 Dec 2012 Reply

  • ColorfulHyena

    Lol, similar to Death Grips?

    30 Nov 2012 Reply

  • wildbeards

    this hardly sounds like neutral milk hotel

    23 Nov 2012 Reply

  • detcc

    He sounds so much like Sean Bonnette of Andrew Jackson Jihad that I thought they were the same person until just now.

    6 Nov 2012 Reply

  • Elerenes

    Oh god his voice is so magnificent

    15 Sep 2012 Reply

  • monkeyzerozero

    still trying to figure out if this is a parody of or an homage to ITAOTS. maybe it's both.

    30 Aug 2012 Reply

  • FerAnchus

    I cried evrytiem thumbs if y-you too

    29 Aug 2012 Reply

  • fluorescent_fox

    IIIS THERE A VAAAAAAAACCCCCCIIIIIIIIIINE FOR THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS fukkin mew

    19 Aug 2012 Reply

  • Big-pinky

    LET'S LEEEEAAAAVE OUR BOOOODIIIIIIIEEES last two tracks ffffffffuck

    17 Aug 2012 Reply

  • SLUMBERPARTIES

    you can swallow shotguns if you want to

    3 Aug 2012 Reply

  • the_endcomplete

    fucking /mu/ [3]

    2 Aug 2012 Reply

  • mydeerhunter

    Awesome post-ITAOTS

    28 Jul 2012 Reply
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