I Crush Everything (4:16)

Cover of Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow

From Where Tradition Meets Tomorrow and 7 other releases

A wonderful acoustic tune about the lonely life of…well…you’ll get it by the end of the song — wouldn’t want to ruin it.


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  • MissLydia

    That awkward moment when you realize how much you share in common with a sea monster.

    4 Apr 2012 Reply
  • KikiTheOwl


    27 Dec 2011 Reply
  • OberonTheFool

    Seriously this song almost makes me tear up sometimes. The arrangement is just sick. And in case that's not a term the kids are using anymore, by "sick" I mean "goddamn amazing".

    3 May 2011 Reply
  • flyingsock35

    poor sea monster

    26 Feb 2011 Reply
  • xenoina

    Love JoCo!

    18 Feb 2011 Reply
  • XxXEmoReaperXxX

    But I can't do that thing anymore.... I can't be anything I was before, maybe I should be alone.... 'cause I crush everything :< sad but nice... I think..

    5 Mar 2010 Reply
  • Roaning

    fantastic song this, always gets stuck in my head

    7 Dec 2009 Reply
  • Reaperdude42

    Got to love this song

    20 Nov 2009 Reply
  • benschlotz

    I love it - sea monster as maladroit nerd boy. amazing balance of humor and pathos.

    3 Nov 2009 Reply
  • Zod1973

    so sad :(

    29 Mar 2009 Reply
  • mecbirdhouse

    One of my favorite of JoCo's repertoire, so tragic.

    9 Nov 2008 Reply

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