LITTLE PRICK is a little different. It did make the cut in
Taking the Stairs
, well, the first half anyways. I dedicate the finished version
to Edward Keenan. I was working on this around the time I first met
Ed at the Imperial Library Pub on Dundas Street in Toronto around
1998. I doubt he would have known that. I remember a
work-in-progress novel that Ed was working on which he was reading
from as well. It was cool. Maybe he has that one filed away too?
LITTLE PRICK is set in Toronto, the same era as OUR MAN JIM
SWAN. It is a companion piece to TALENT (which made the cut in
Taking the Stairs
) and which received some kind words from
Saturday Night's then fiction editor, Robert Weaver. If you have
been to Toronto and walked along Bloor and peered into Holt Renfrew
then you might imagine the setting. Why the film connection? From
1998-2001 I worked as a gopher on Toronto film sets. Most of this
is covered in
Taking the Stairs. However this story has its own
setting and tone.
Warning. It is quite long, almost 7000
words. (Maybe a reason why it was cut down from the novel as
well?) And it has a PG 13 rating.
Rada Fisher didn’t work in film didn’t know
Kevin Derkinson from Adam and didn’t have any idea that Kevin was a
lowly PA running coffees for a production company that specialized
in commercials and rock videos in the city. Rada Fisher was an
attractive woman of twenty-seven with long legs and penchant for
playing with the ends of her hair when she changed mannequins in
the windows of the Bloor Street clothing store. Kevin passed her
nearly everyday as me made his way to the subway at Yonge and Bay,
near the home he shared with an older man, a mathematics professor
at the University of Toronto.
mother was to speak for him, she would say that Kevin had a huge
crush on Rada and would talk of glowing terms of ‘this girl’ he
kept talking about. Kevin’s mother would talk of boys and girls in
the same slightly pleased but telling tone that said, ‘when you
have suffered a great pain and you remember that pain, then you are
no longer a girl but a woman.’ She would smile at Kevin and she
would water the plants and the retire to the balcony after work
where she would smoke a cigarette. She would then stand out there
with her arms folded across her chest on the balcony, flicking ash
over the city.
Kevin asked Rada to a Chinese restaurant because he wanted to be as
far away from Bloor Street and the trendy restaurants on Queen and
anywhere where he might run into his mother or anyone in
film. When Rada showed up at the table she seemed a little shy and
she smiled and her smile was warm and she sat down beside him in a
very easy manner.
“Chinese,” She said, running her finger down the menu. “It’s been
ages since I’ve had Chinese.”
“Me too,” said Kevin.
“Chinese...” Rada said the words her eyes opening wider and wider,
“So which dish....”
“...grants my wish?” Smiled Kevin.
“What?” Asked Rada.
Kevin felt uncomfortable. “I have a habit of finishing peoples
sentences. Forgive me,” He said.
“Forgiven,” said Rada. She closed the menu. “Do they have any Dim
Kevin looked around.
“Oh.” said Rada, her voice raising. “I don’t know...”
“What to say…?” said Kevin.
“About...” Rada stood her fork up on the table and tipped it
forward and leaned it back again intently. She looked at
“Finishing?” Finished Kevin.
“Oh, Rada.” Thought Kevin.
Rada had look in her eye which made Kevin
feel like she might kiss him very hard and then get up and never
come back to the table. There was a little mischief in her eyes.
“What are you thinking?” She then said leaning forwards on
her elbows in a way that sounded like she was interested in him or
else was not interested in him but knew of the uncertain territory
in between, a mind field of the heart some might say.
“Are you OK, Kevin?”
“Absolutley fine.” Said Kevin.
“Then why are you not eating?”
“Am I not eating?”
Kevin looked down at his plate. A lot of work to do.
“I'm enjoying listening to you.”
Sometime during the meal Kevin felt compelled to call his best
friend, Mark Billings who also worked as a production assistant in
the film business. Kevin was clearly caught up in the moment drunk
on Rada’s beauty, drunk on the thought that she was knowledgeable
about food and about the cultures of China and that she liked to
read and debate and that she cared little for people who were rude
or who were loud and obvious and her idols were the people, like
Martin Luther King, and Anais Nin, women and men of passion who had
made a difference in the world. Of course Kevin knew first
impressions were lasting impressions and so he made his way to pay
phone near the bathroom to call his friend, Mark Billings.
Kevin held his hand over the receiver,
Kevin found himself rushing as he spoke. “Mark,” he said,
“You’ll never guess who I’m to dinner with. You’ll never guess who
I asked out.”
“Who?” Replied Mark, metallically. He seemed
tired to Kevin and slightly disinterested, though Kevin was feeling
a little giddy and a little panic stricken and he knew that Mark
had just come back from an eight day frozen food shoot.
“The window dresser! The one I always talk
about all the time..!”
“Window dresser?” This time Mark’s voice
picked up. ”You’re out with the window dresser? ”
“Yeah-ah” said Kevin.
“Did you get her name, Kevin. I do remember
you talking about this woman but what’s the window dressers name,
Kevin realized at that
moment as he heard Mark yawn on the other end of the phone that
there were times when he was unable to figure out whether or not
his best friend was making fun of him and this thought –at this
very moment – got the better of him.
“The window dresser's name is Rada Fisher,” said Kevin
smartly. ”and she is all of twenty one.”
“Rada Fisher?” Mark repeated the words just slowly enough to
make Kevin feel alarmed. “Why does that name ring a bell? Rada
Kevin found his skin tighten at the corners of his mouth.
“It does sound familiar doesn’t it? “Rada Fisher?!!”
Mark said the name again, more slowly, more carefully.
“Hold on. I know, I know! Does this Rada Fisher have dark
hair and a mole off to the side of her nose a little bit?”
Kevin thought for a moment: a mole would have been something
that he would have noticed right away though he would have called
it a beauty spot, rather than a mole. But still. He had detected a
strange irregularity in Rada’s skin as they had been eating and
though he considered this fairly bad form Kevin had made a mental
note of this.
“I knew there was something about that
girl...” Mark said and each word was like a tiny little probe being
twisted under Kevin's nails.
“I’m sure that’s the same Rada Fisher who used to go with a
friend at Senior Strachan – Charlie Fullerton.”
“Senior Strachan has an excellent
reputation.” Replied Kevin in a slightly alarmed voice.
“Yes but schools with excellent reputations
usually house students going through a very difficult time.” Said
Mark, yawning again.
“Rada hasn’t been through a difficult time!
She went to Strachan on a scholarship.”
“Scholars at private school are easily
corrupted by rich kids going through a difficult time. I don’t know
if you remember Charlie Fullerton, Kevin.”
“No, but I bet you do,” said Kevin and he
could hear the bristle on his freshly shaven face, the tiny little
dark points of hair on his chin causing static on the phone that he
was speaking into.
“Charlie Fullerton, when he was eighteen, had a problem with
women. His father was an ex-cop in the surveillance business who
set up an office in Taiwan, Korea, and then Thailand when Charlie
was small. Charlie was brought up by a bunch of nannies and
oriental women – whom as he got older – he realized were not
actually house servants but involved with his father, who divorced
Charlies’ mother when Charlie was two. When Charlie came back to
Toronto when he was thirteen, none of the parents wanted him near
their children because he was too familar with women.”
“That sounds sad.” Said Kevin. “How old is
this guy – what’s-his-face - Charlie Fullerton?”
“Mid-thirties now.” Said Mark.
“Well Rada’s no more than twenty two, twenty
three. What did he do troll the nursery schools so that he could
date three year olds?”
“Charlie went out with Rada four five years
ago. The thing about Rada Fisher...” Kevin noticed that Mark was
now whispering, “is that she looks, really, really young.”
Kevin put the receiver into his hand. As he
held it he started to imagine that little pin prick mole on Rada’s
face getting larger and spreading across her ‘young’ face. These
were the thoughts he had at this time, this terrible time, the
thought that the small red mole was one single, red, grain-sized
dot in a larger red nasty syphilitic rash that could easily mutate
and grow and bubble and make a goblin of his nose and moonscape of
his cheeks and god know what down below to that little twisted
pumpkin handle down below his plumbing.
There! It had come out, this terrible mean
harsh inner ballast that he tried to hide inside what he tried
never to show and in a way never admit about himself the simple
truth of the fact that he was nothing but a bitter, mean,
curmudgeonly little prick.
Kevin found himself staring at the receiver
of the phone. “I have to go.” Said Kevin.
He let the phone hang there.
He was sure, but then he wasn’t so sure, that he had heard
his friend Mark Billings say,
“Just kidding, Buddy.”
Kevin stared at the phone. The receiver
swung back and forth. Back and forth.
No way. No way in hell was he going to call Mark Billings
On the way back to the table Kevin noticed
that his pager went off. He looked at the number on the display. It
read 537 - 4606 - Mark Billings number. He immediately turned the
pager off and put the pager in his upper breast pocket. He was
immediately pleased with himself. pleased that he had not bought a
pager that beeped or buzzed or would indicate in any way that there
was a any person in this world that went by the name of Mark
When Kevin came back to the table, Rada had
her compact in her palm. She was applying mascara meticulously an
act which slightly alarmed Kevin, as when he had first met her his
first impression of her had been that she looked like a natural
beauty who didn’t need to cake her face with mud and paint.
“You don’t mind
if I put on a little liner, do you Kevin?”
Rada put the compact back into the case. “I feel naked
without a little eyeliner.”
“It doesn’t bother me," Said Kevin as he
watched Rada’s eyes widen and and the lines in the corner of them
crinkle a bit.
“Go ahead. Put on all the mascara you could
Rada smirked at him and Kevin was suddenly consumed by the
feeling that this person was now someone other than he had thought.
“I have this spot,” Rada leaned forwards, pointing at her
The word when Kevin
heard it made his head feel light and his skin feel warm and his
vision blur till all he could see were circles, growing wider
slowly and spinning. When the spinning slowed he found himself in a
room that smelled of Javex near stalls with creaking doors near a
sink that was dripping – drip, drip, drip – into a bluey,
little spot in the basin. The mirrors near the sink were sprayed
with graffitti and above them was a little rectangular box, rusted
in the corners that had a red faded placard inside it inscribed
with: THEY COME IN ALL SIZES. JUST CHOOSE ONE! Then a board, a dart
board and it was covered in tiny white tissues. Then he imagined
several dainty tiptoeing women in dresses attaching to the
dartboard more little signs that read:
Coughing. Fever. Finally, a dark black sign posted in bright
red letters this sign: THE AFFLICTED PATIENT WILL EXPERIENCE THE
COMPLETE LOSS OF USE AND ULTIMATELY THE INTEGRITY OF SAID MEMBER,
WHICH IN OTHER WORDS MEANS THE WATER HOSE WILL LIKELY TURN BLACK,
IMPLODE AND/OR SHATTER on CONTACT. All of this anxiety,
terror, and panic from one little word. Spot.
"Spot?" Said Kevin, “I hardly noticed, Rada.
I hardly noticed that you had a spot."
“A mole,” said Rada, “I think of it as a
mole, a late-life mole that has come and now won’t go. “ She leaned
“Can I tell you something, Kevin?”
There it was the spinning again. Circles
She was about to confess. No, No, No.... He had to ask her
He had to ask her about Charlie, this must
be the same girl, the same Rada Fisher who had he had seen in the
window months before and who had smiled at him in such a pleasant
and warm and charming way and he had thought to himself: here is a
girl that won’t make the same mistakes my own mother made. Here is
a girl that doesn’t expect to get burned by men or that life will
leave her without any money or prospects...
“Did you ever...” Started Kevin.
“See the Northern lights in the middle of
the summer on a lake in northern Ontario, with the sky like
charcoal and smouldering fires and little beaver damns, seen from
the distance that look like the birds nests...?” finished Rada
“I wasn’t going to ask you that.” Replied
“Yes but wasn’t it fun?”
“Yes. It wasn’t awful," said Kevin. And as
he paid the bill he began to think that everything was okay
They were outside in the foyer.
“It’s so cold” Shivered Rada, and Kevin smiled at her. He
handed her his jacket and spread it around her shoulders. "Would
you like to go for desert?”
“I’d love to go for desert?”
Tar - tu - fo.” Rada said the words slowly.
“Only - if - you - go.”
Kevin looked at Rada incredulously.
“I can’t believe you said that.” He said. He
smiled. “It sounded so rehearsed.”
“Believe it.” said Rada. “Believe it Kevin.
A girl is entitled to a little...”
“Cheese?” Asked Kevin.
"Fun, I was thinking," said Rada eyes widening.
Kevin could smell her just then, smell the
garlic and the exotic vegetables from the meal.
“Can I ask you something?” asked
“You can ask me anything you want,“ said
For a second Kevin was distracted by 'the
“How old are you?”
”You can ask me anything but that, “ Said
Rada getting into the cab. “A girl is entitled to a little mystery
“A lady you mean. “ Said Kevin.
“Whatever, " said Rada.
They took the cab all the way to College Street where everybody,
nearly everybody that was anybody - worked in film. Kevin suggested
the Danforth but Rada had insisted on College Street, because a new
dessert shop had opened and she had been given an invitation by her
hair dresser, a short sexy man, Miguel, who had visited the
clothing store days before and bought from her a tight pair of
black Calvins. Rada had squeezed his hand in the back of the cab.
“The secret to great Tartufo,” She had smiled, “is that it is made
with a little brie.”
“I see.” Said Kevin, looking at her fingers
and then her eyes, slowly panning down towards that mole, that
little red mole.
“Are you looking at my spot, Kevin?”
There was something about Rada’s response that made Kevin think
that this was all suddenly fun, a simple date with a pretty girl
who was everything she seemed so Kevin, not thinking of the spot at
all, stared past it and at the desert tray, at the little cherries
on top of the black forest chocolate cake there and he smiled at
“I was looking at the cherries on the Black Forest cake. The
maraschino cherries that cap the Black Forest cake.”
“Ewwww.” Scowled, Rada. I hate those
things – they stain your tummy red, forever.
“Forever.” Replied Kevin folding his hands
in front of himself.
The reason Kevin wasn’t alarmed was because
this wasn’t a popular restaurant with film types everywhere, the
‘meeds’ as he liked to call them: those poor lackeys who had had
the rare wanderlust of their original dream of making great cinema
sucked out of them, so that despite their achievements in
commercial film and television they were simply beaten; they looked
like stylish cadavers, near death anyway, like Nureyev had looked
when he was nearly dead, paraded round for the world to see with
strained faces, and sad defiance and the crushing cruelty of having
nothing left to give; worse still,
the ‘needs’: those
who were slightly nervous and self aware staring round at who just
walked into the bar, because they’d just wrapped a blue cheese or
American soup commercial a day or two before, and perhaps a few
extras who might like to them gab with them might come in
till someone more famous or more important came in.
At the cafe Kevin ordered a mineral water for himself and a
cassis for Rada who walked by the bartender slowly and laid her
fingers on the top paneling of the freshly polished bar and swept a
beer mat off the counter, and turned it this way and then that
inspecting it; she then eyed the bartender for ever such a slight
second that he was caught, frozen polishing his glass; she then
glided towards the washroom, sliding the compact back out of her
purse as she went along. Even though Kevin hated the way men
watched after women when they passed, he still found himself
watching Rada watching the backs of her legs that were so long and
suddenly muscular at the calves.
"Legs like fingers." He said as he stared at his own fingers,
"Legs like fingers that pointed at him and said: You are a lucky
devil aren’t you?”
Or are you?
In the doorway just then Kevin caught a
glimpse. It was just a glimpse but enough of an affirmation just
then for him to think everything was now going to run to ruin and
that the cheese in the cheesecake would spoil, the juice would sour
and the coffee would be so bitter it would burn his tongue and his
The young man - mid thirties - had a moustache, wasn’t particularly
handsome, but had a wildness in his eyes, a slight tremble in his
gait that made the whole room look his way, though he wasn’t
tall and the place was packed with many far better looking and
interesting than him. Kevin noticed him for it not so much for the
fact that he was clearly a man who liked the ladies but more
because, he knew how to wear colours that suited him, and which
made his cheeks glow and eyes shine and say, "I’ll charm the pants
off you now while the girls still think that men are alright,
before we’re off galloping down the stairs." Or something like
Seeing this guy in the doorway made Kevin tense immediately. There
was another thing as well, another thing besides having that damned
ladies man aura. His name was Jimmy, Jimmy Tim and owned a film
company, called The Jimmy Tin Can Film Company and had, numerous
times directed videos and commercials on shoots on which Kevin was
a production assistant. Kevin recognized two things about him when
he had worked with him on set: Jim Tin didn’t like men much, was
known to be a little tense when other men were around and most
importantly was especially adept and making himself seem less
powerful than he was. Kevin noticed when Jimmy directed he had his
assistant director bully the troups while he went for chats with
the agency people and when he went for a walk in the park where all
the film company types went for walks after a shoot, he took
his old suffering German Shephard, not the young sleek Doberman and
Kevin saw the way that people flocked to him, wearing jeans and a
sweater and smiling meekly and ingratiatingly.
Kevin tried to avert his eyes, but it was no
good. Jimmy Tin saw him, saw him seconds before Rada Fisher came
bustling back through the bathroom door, twisting at the clasps of
her purse and for a split second Jimmy had made a slight gesture
towards Kevin, because he recognized Kevin, though he wasn’t
exactly sure from where and so had smiled and played safe, made his
way towards the bar first. But then at the bar, another glance a
quick over the shoulder stare and everything changed, a cognition
of sorts, a turn of the lip, a setting back down on the pint on the
bar again, a quick rabble with the bartender and Jimmy Tin
understood that this familar young man's face matched that of the
poor devil who had once been yelled at by the second assitant
director on a car commercial because his tense face could be seen
in the background of the shot to all the agency people watching the
shot in the video monitor.
"Get that fucking little prick out of the picture would you!"
Shouted The Assistant Director.
"And tell him to put his pager back in his pants."
There was a blank look on Kevin's face, but he pulled it
back, as quickly as he could.
Rada sat down beside Kevin and pulled a
spoon from the sleeve of his sweater, which had stuck there.
“Thank you, “ said Kevin, removing the
spoon. He scratched a bit of fluff from the edge.
“Do you want to go someplace else?”
“No,” said Rada, slowly panning the room, “I
think the place you chose is perfect.
“I feel ill.” Kevin held his stomach. He
sipped some water. “I find the coffee they serve bitter.”
"Try some tea, then,” said Rada, snapping
her fingers at the waiter who hovered by them, “try some herbal
“I don’t mean to sound rude, “ Kevin’s eyes
were at his plate and he couldn’t seem to raise them, “But I’d
really rather just go home.”
“Yes, home. It is not a disaster if I go
home?” He now had Rada’s attention which is what he wanted. Rada
eyed him shrewdly.
“Are you okay, Kevin?”
“Fine, “ said Kevin, “it’s just a little
nausea but it’s bad enough that I want to go home.”
‘Nerves, “said Rada, holding his hand, “I
sometimes have that affect on men.”
“It’s not you, Rada, it’s me.
I just tend to get a
little tired sometimes.”
Kevin was still staring at his plate.
“Are you okay?”
“Are you okay, Kevin?”
A shadow, like a dark cloud passed across
When Kevin looked up he saw not Rada, but Jim Tin standing there
with his thumbs in the lapels of his warm downy sweater.
“Kevin, right? Kevin Derkison?”
Soon they were all three of them crowded into a booth table. Kevin
was holding his stomach. Rada was leaning forward and Jim tin was
scratching away on the table.
‘1414 Wellington Street. Upper floor.” said Jim Tin getting
up from the table, “And don’t forget Kevin, if you want to start
production managing we have one guy who is moving full time into
producing. Come to think of it, you should think seriously about
getting, your girl, Rada into the business. Pretty girl, Kevin.
Three, four months she could move from the office onto set maybe
even assistant produce at Tin Can Productions the way we’re
Jim Tin looked one more time at Rada. She
smiled, smiled that smile.
"Well, see you there. If you want.”
Rada was quiet for some times as Jim walked
away and Kevin was sure sure as he was sure the camera man always
found a pretty girl in a crowd that he saw Jim Tin reach down with
his hand and pat his ass and pull his sweater up a little from his
ass, and tuck it into his pants like a hockey player.
“Who was that guy?” Asked Rada. “Who was
that guy Jimmy Tin?”
“A very clever businessman,” replied
“Do you have cab fare?” Asked Rada, “I would
love to go to that party.”
At that very minute when Rada had asked
Kevin if he had more money a dollar or two more Kevin felt the
terrible loneliness and rage and fear of being alone, an
inexpressible feeling of helplessness that seeped into his bones
that loneliness and terrible fear that had made his mother lonely,
and bitter and had made his father leave his mother, and had made
him sit sometimes for hours in his bed and stare at the walls and
think, think non-stop about life slipping through fingers, his time
as a small boy, the lonely times with his father, his father
talking to him impatiently, his father watching to game, talking of
innings and iced tea and beers, and slices of lemon and the Boston
Red Sox and his father was holding the dogs nose and tweaking the
dogs nose so that it cried and when Kevin sat in the middle rows of
the school bus to wearing the same shirt that he had been wearing
before, because his father had forgotten to do the laundry, it made
him think of the lonliness of coming home and hearing his father
upstairs with a woman, a woman from work whom Kevin had known as
‘my ol lady’ because there was a man on the steps of his apartment,
pulling his gloves off his fingers saying harsh things to Kevin
about ‘my ol lady’ how he was going to take a baseball bat to
Kevin's Dad in the same way that old George Scott had taken a
baseball bat to a Rollie fingers pitch in the sixth inning of that
game they had been watching on the telvision between the Oakland
A’s and the Boston Red Sox. There it was for Kevin, just twenty
seven two decades after the fact. Suddenly Kevins breath tuned
sour, his heart went hard and all the lonliness and emptiness of
his life made sense why his mother was alone, and why he found it
so difficult to talk to people on set and why his father was now in
the states somewhere working for a man who sold factory parts to
traders from Moscow and Winnipeg and Sioux City Iowa and there was
blackness at the very pit of Kevin’s reason to be a blackness that
said to him, no matter what, you have been burned, your past has
been charred by misery and unhappiness and you have pretended that
these goblins do not live in you when in fact they flourish in you,
live and breed in your darkest regions and manifest themselves in
yoour darkest core you little miserable prick.
“If you will give me one minute please, “
Said Kevin, and he made his way, swiftly to the bathroom. He looked
in the mirror, smoother his hair over to the side and breathed into
the glass in the mirror and wrote the words: Life is hell! He then
took two loonies out of his pocket, and purchased with the
remaining change from the evening, a single reinforced condom. He
looked at the condom, pinched it and rubbed it between his fingers
as if he was worried some ointment might leak out of it and then he
took the condom and put it in a little crease in his jeans, the
little crease in his jeans where the pocket was, a little pocket
that was the perfect size of a condom.
thinking, Kevin,” said Rada as Kevin paid the waiter, “I was being
inconsiderate; if you’re feeling sick, we don’t have to go. It’s
just a party. I’ve been to plenty of parties.”
“Oh no. Jim Tin doesn’t throw parties, Rada” said Kevin, “Jim Tin,
throws an event.”
“Are you sure?” asked Rada.
“As sure a I’ll ever be.” said Kevin, pinching the condom in his
They could hear the drone of the techno from the parking lot where
they stood, under iron stairs with a woman and boy above sharing a
cigarette. “What exactly is this place, Kevin?”
“A studio it looks like,“ said Kevin, “and
it looks like it opens up onto the roof.”
“I love the open city at night don’t you
Kevin. I love the way the colours blur into one another.”
Looking at Rada, her smile and her clear
blue eyes, Kevin wanted to explain to Rada that he felt jaded by
the city and pretty much everything that was supposed to be fun and
that he got great joy from simple things like walking down quiet
alleyways and staring at the architecture from the back and from
doing crossword puzzles on Sunday afternoon and from watching
people in the subway, but he rather felt that this would be lost on
Rada and now that he knew her better she would like say something
like “totally, Kevin, I totally know what you mean!” while she made
her way up the stairs. That would just placate him while she rushed
ahead to get closer to the party.
“I guess,” said Kevin instead following her
up the stairs.
They all look
like snakes, thought Kevin, they all look like snakes in a room in
room for snakes, just laying there watching everything glazed eyes,
tongues flickering, slithering here and there. Kevin felt the
poison of the place as he walked in though there were a few
revellers still enjoying the nights spoils but the parts was dying
now, the smell of the party was stale chips and booze and the music
on the CD had probably played a few times before. “Go your own
way,” played over and over and over n the stereo.
“It seems like the party is dead," said
“Dead?” Asked Rada, “How can you say dead.
We’re here. How can the party be dead?” Rada went forwards pushing
doors open, and tittering at people in rooms making out till she
opened a couple of doors and she stumbled on...The Sweater.
“Come in.” Said Jim Tin lying back on the
bed, he patted a couple of pillows and released an admirer from his
lap. “Why don’t you come it take a hit on the one hitter?”
“I don’t smoke, “ said Kevin tensely.
“What kind of smoke is it?”
“Easy smoke.” Said Jim Tin.
Rada lay back on Jim Tin’s bed. Pinched the
toke between her fingers.
She looked up pouting. “Are you sure
“I’m sure, “ said Kevin.
Rada closed her eyes. Inhaled. “Oh Yah.” She
said as she lay back on the bed and looked at the
“Well.” said Jim Tin putting his hands on
the edge of the bed... “I’m up to change the music.”
Kevin lay beside Rada for some time. There was music now, other
music, newer music, softer music.
“Why don’t you smoke, Kevin.” Rada lay on the bar her eyes
“Smoking nauseates me, “ said Kevin.
“Food, smoking. Everything seems to nauseate
“It is because of the film business. Because
of the film busines everything nauseates me. It’s not a nice
“Whats not nice about it?
"Its like a war. The producer has all the
fire power and the director is the cunt who acts on his orders and
mows everybody down. Everybody is a casualty. Even the writer is a
causalty in film. And he's the one who comes up with the
“I don’t get you Kevin.” said Rada. “You
earn your living from film, don’t you?”
“I make money from film but I’m basically
owned.” said Kevin. ‘While I’m on set, I’m basically owned.”
“When I window dress, I’m owned,” Countered
“It’s different,” said Kevin.
“You don’t have a pager, “ said Kevin.
“Nevermind.” said Kevin.
He looked at his own pager. It read:
537-4606. His pager meant on thing to him just then. His pager
meant to him: Mark Billings.
Kevin had another thought. Kevin thought
about that word again. Spot. He couldn’t get it out of his head.
Jim Tin was in the doorway. There was smoke
there. Smoky music.
“Kevin, can I show you something?” Said Jim
Tin, smiling though in a distracted way. Kevin looked at Rada
leaning back on the bed saw the look, the glint of desire that
Kevin got right up off the bed.
“You can show me whatever you want,” said
They were both in the kitchen.
“Are you getting enough work, Kevin?”
“I work constantly,” replied Kevin, “Too
“What direction are you going in?” Jim Tin
glanced over Kevin’s shoulder, kept his tone sedate, “Camera,
sound, production managing?”
Kevin knew this was going to sound bad, but
he said it anyway.
“Writing and Directing, actually.”
“You want to write – and direct, Kevin?” Jim
Tin’s eyes widened.
“Just small stuff, “ replied Kevin,
“Personal projects, documentaries, that type of thing.”
“Do you have a crew, Kevin? Do you have a
crew lined up?”
“I’m working on it,” replied Kevin.
“I could help you...” Jim Tins voice went
lower and they walked into the hallway.
“Really?" Kevin Replied. “How so?”
“Are you guys actually, you know?”
“Not really,” Replied Kevin, absently (as if
this too, was rehearsed) “No!”
“Would you mind if I,” Jimmy Tin made side to side movement
with his hands
“You know, move in?
“I don’t mind at all,” Kevin replied, “Why
would I mind? I hardly know the girl.”
“Actually she looks like a kind of serious
bitch,” Jim Tin added, “I like a challenge.”
“Is she really your type?”
“Actually, no she’s not.” Added Kevin.
“Think of this as thanks.” Said Jimmy.
Kevin looked in his palm.
“Who knows she might tell me to go fuck
myself, later on.”
“She’s doesn’t swear much.” Said Kevin.
Looking at his
Kevin looked at the little pin that Jim Tin
gave him. It read. IN THE CAN PRODUCTIONS. CALL ME!
“Keep me in mind,” Winked Jim Kevin, "This
new company is going to really take off.”
Kevin was in the bathroom. He looked in the
mirror, saw himself as two people really, a decent lad, a good son
to his lonely mother, a responsible hardworking, reasonably
likeable chap but also saw himself as the sour, bitter little, man
who did only what was required of him and had a palour about him
that was all gloom and doom. He liked that about himself.
Kevin pulled out the package, pulled out the package and then
put it back again, out in out in out in over and over again.
Finally he took the condom package and took
the pin that Jim tin had given him, the pin that read: IN THE CAN.
He took that pin and pulled the sharp point of it outwards and
stuck it into the condom package. He did it once, twice, and then a
third time, lad dee dah.
“Deal, Jim, “ Said Kevin as he came out of
the bathroom and shook Jim's hand and exchanged the condom with
“What are you doing,” Rada asked him as he
leaned past her on the bed.
“Collecting my things and calling a cab,”
“What about us?"
“You're in good hands." Kevin smiled and he hopped down the
“But I like you Kevin!”
“Then prove it!” Replied Kevin, turning.
Rada just watched him.
In the cab, Kevin sat in the back seat and
chewed gum in his mouth. He then inhaled sharply, smiled and
watched the cabbie eyeing him and popped that bubble with a