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Live and direct from the honky tonk of doo-hop. Behold the greatest 50’s doo-wop, electro, hip hop group from the 80’s of all time. Three shit-faced extra terrestrials known amongst the elite simply as Donny, Preston and Holly. A couple of real gentlemen and one broad with a steady diet of cotton candy and flat soda pop to calm the nerves.

Donny “Ponyboy” Fontaine is a straight shooter who once won a trip to Reno Nevada in a James Dean look alike contest. Despite his uncanny looks he still has trouble with low self esteem at times. Donny began rapping in the summer of 56’ and has not stopped since. One of Donny’s greatest achievements was a freestyle battle he won at the country manor home for the mentally disabled. “As far as I’m concerned none of these retards stand a chance” said Donny prior to his landslide victory. With the wits of a pigeon and an ego big enough for five men Donny is destined to be a pretentious rock star of epic proportions.

What would the greatest Doo-Hop group of all time be without a super Producer/DJ extraordinaire. His name is Preston “Cutty” Moronie, a cool customer on the computer buttons with a penchant for domestic violence. In an interview Preston once asked a reporter,” what do you tell a women with two black eyes?” “what?” the reporter replied, “nothin’ you already told her twice” he yelled as he strangled the broad next to him.

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Jeeenyus wrote:
Sunday morning

The two dudes in this band look completely ridiculous. The girl should do us all a favor and just do porn.

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ticktocking wrote:
Sunday morning

can't wait for another album <3 :D

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gmnn wrote:
Thursday afternoon

Any news about the upcoming album? I simply need it !!! :)

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chin_chillah wrote:
last week

Holly, gimme ya digits!

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LikeACarillon wrote:
last month

HYPER CRUSH take us behind the scenes of 'Keep Up': http://wp.me/pxGf1-l3

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Xx_Andreie_xX wrote:
last month

PEANUTBUTTER AND JAMMMMMMMMM!!!, but all ceriousnex thieie are super sickzz

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thevelvetending wrote:
last month

i like boobs

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brubs- wrote:
last month

Holly linda -s

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Mad_Dingo704 wrote:
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lolol the wiki. what a ho.

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Rickbeeh wrote:
last month

Na booa Holly é muito gostosa :B

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ArinnaBlack wrote:
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Her boobs make me want to check out the music...The 'similar artists' makes me want to run screaming for the hills. Eh, guess I'll check it out.

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Rickbeeh wrote:
last month

É muito bom *----* [2]

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quentinByratino wrote:
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wow !!! BIG TITS !!!

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HudxD wrote:
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É muito bom *----*

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tfitch3 wrote:
last month

damn, nice boobs ;P [2]

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xsrrhx wrote:
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Omg love love love Keep Up!! <33

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marexxx666 wrote:
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Boom boom boom box. ;_)

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fuckordinary wrote:
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Join the group! Hyper Crush

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llBrunoGCll wrote:
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nice boobs. ops, i mean band

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Gett wrote:
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wow

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