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Night Train is a famous “Bum Wine”, that will give you one helluva bad ass wicked DRUNK TRIP!
From “BumWine.com”
the Night Train is all business when it pulls into the station. All aboard to nowhere - woo wooo! The night train runs only one route: sober to stupid with no roundtrip tickets available, and a strong liklihood of a train wreck along the way. Some suspect that Night Train is really just Thunderbird with some Kool-Aid-like substance added to try to mask the Clorox flavor. Some of our researchers indicated that it gave them a NyQuil-like drowsiness, and perhaps this is why they put “night” in the name. Guaranteed to tickle your innards.

Note The Lyrics to “Night Train”
Got a rattlesnake suitcase
Under my arm
Said I’m a mean machine
Been drinkin’ gasoline
And honey you can make my motor hum

Edited by Robert685 on 10 Aug 2008, 00:30

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