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Howdy again.

The previous list was just not long enough to contain them all. So instead of expanding it, I've created a new one, for all the horrible crimes-against-music that didn't fit into part 1.
This is 100% mainstream trash; not-so-famous bands have plenty of annoying tunes too, but flaming them just isn't as much fun.
Enjoy. Or not.

WARNING!!! HERE THERE BE PICTURES OF MUTANTS!!!

15 - James Blunt: You're Beautiful


I don't know James Blunt. I don't know what kind of a person he really is, but the air of douchiness surrounds him like a shimmering cocoon. And he's the vocal equivalent of nails on a chalkboard. Unfortunately this song was a huge hit, I kept hearing it everywhere, and every time I heard it I had an increasing desire to punch James Blunt's face.

14 - Mika: We Are Golden


You know those 2 girls 1 cup reaction videos that are all over the Net? That's what my face was like when I saw & heard this shit. It's like a unicorn lifting its tail & dropping sparkly rainbow dung onto a field of gold & diamonds.

13 - Maroon 5: She Will Be Loved (or any other track, really)


Their music sucks, their singer sounds like a neutered tomcat, and worst of all-he seems to be convinced that he's the material that wet female dreams are made of. This song has assaulted my ears countless times, in situations where escape was impossible (during bus rides, for example) and I can't even describe how much I've grown to hate it.

12 - Cher: Believe


At one point, Tom Cruise considered devouring her brains. Unfortunately he didn't act on his impulses. Cher has a man-voice (possibly a result of all those hormones she stuffed into herself to stop the natural aging process) and looks just a tad more plastic than a lego figure. Believe is her last big hit, and it's made even more horrible than usual by her heavily autotuned man-voice and the cheesy dance beat. Yuck.

11 - Gloria Gaynor: I Will Survive


ARRRRGH!!!

10 - My Chemical Romance: Teenagers


Stupid, emotionally challenged, superficial, sheep-headed teenagers of today-this is what you want, this is what you need, EAT UP.

9 - Emilíana Torrini: Jungle Drum


Words to describe how annoying this is.... There are none.

8 - Madonna: Give It 2 Me


I love Madonna. I still think that Ray of Light is the best pop album ever. Her late 90's-early 00's work was mature, artistic, beautiful. Confessions on a Dance Floor was fun, hip & cool. Then something happened to her (or should I say, INSIDE HER DAMN HEAD) and Hard Candy was born. Thoroughly atrocious, with only a few tolerable tunes, most notably Miles Away. Give It 2 Me (see, she used 2 instead of To, because that's like, cool and stuff and young people do that) is nothing more than the sad attempt of an aging woman to appeal to audiences that are constantly bombarded by the onslaught of 20-something whorish starlets. Her most recent "hit", Celebration accomplished the near-impossible mission of being even shittier than Give It 2 Me. Madge needs to reinvent herself, and FAST.

7 - Benny Benassi: Satisfaction


You can't even call this "music" legally.

6 - Kylie Minogue: I Should Be So Lucky


I should be so lucky lucky lucky lucky on a faraway tropical island, blissfully unaware of this song's existence...
Honorable mention: The Loco-Motion & Can't Get You Out of My Head

5 - Guns N' Roses: Sweet Child O' Mine


I don't hate this song because it comes from an overrated band composed of stupid douchebags with over-inflated egos (if I cared about the egos of musicians I may not listen to any major bands at all); I hate it because I can't stand the whining and squealing of Axl Rose, and it's overplayed to the point where I just cringe whenever I hear it. Same goes for most of their hits. 'Nuff said.

4 - Green Day: 21 Guns


Just look at that picture.

3 - Enrique Iglesias: Takin' Back My Love


WOW. This guy is so deeply in love with himself, it's a wonder he didn't start a campaign for the legalization of self-marriage yet. He pouts more than a female supermodel and tongue-fucks various chicks in each of his videos to show what a walking, talking bomb of manliness he is. He hardly sings, most of his vocals sound like a random dude attempting to win back his woman by performing cheesy romantic karaoke under her window. I'd throw bricks at him.

2 - Fergie: Glamorous and every other fucking piece of garbage excuse for a song she ever unleashed upon the world


There are artists who annoy me. Then there are "artists" who annoy me even more. And then there's THIS steaming, epic pile of horseshit. Read these lyrics and tell me you don't feel like kicking this conceited caricature of a human female IN THE BALLS. Consumerism, greed, narcissism and careless stupidity enhanced by all the plastic surgery money can buy, but still ugly both on the inside & out. As much as I detest Perez Hilton, he was right about this one.

1 - a bunch of mutants called The Black Eyed Peas: My Humps


...OH THE HORROR! THE PAIN!


PS: In case you disagree with me and want to bash my charts (like that would change the fact that all these artists & songs DO suck sweet & sour donkey ding dongs), remember that this is my personal journal where I can write anything I want, and

Ill update it from month to month and see the evolution of this list, because it will probably change.

CrashRHCP's top albums (overall) 1. Green Day - 21st Century Breakdown (82) 2. The Beatles - Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band (82) 3. Blink 182 - Greatest Hits (79) 4. Rise Against - Revolutions Per Minute (77) 5. Creed - Greatest Hits (70) 6. Nickelback - All the Right Reasons (69) 7. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Stadium Arcadium (67) 8. Def Leppard - Hysteria (59) 9. Nirvana - MTV Unplugged In New York (59) 10. U2 - The Best of 1990-2000 [Bonus Tracks/DVD] Disc 1 (58) 11. Angels and Airwaves - We Dont Need To Whisper (54) 12. Sum 41 - Chuck (53) 13. Red Hot Chili Peppers - [EMG] - Live At Slane Castle (Audio DVD) (50) 14. The Who - The Ultimate Collection (disc 1) (49) 15. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Greatest Hits (49) 16. Foo Fighters - Echoes, Silence, Patience & Grace (48) 17. 30 Seconds to Mars - A Beautiful Lie (48) 18. Red Hot Chili Peppers - By the Way (45) 19. Def Leppard - Rock of Ages: The Definitive Collection (43) 20. Coldplay - Viva La Vida Or Death And All His Friends (42) 21. John Frusciante - The Empyrean (41) 22. Rise Against - Siren Song of the Counter Culture (36) 23. Aerosmith - O, Yeah! Ultimate Aerosmith Hits CD 1 (34) 24. Angels and Airwaves - We Don't Need To Whisper (32) 25. Pink Floyd - The Dark Side Of The Moon (31) 26. Fuel - Angels & Devils (30) 27. 30 Seconds to Mars - 30 Seconds To Mars (30) 28. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Californication (29) 29. Three Days Grace - One X (28) 30. The Who - The Ultimate Collection (disc 2) (27) 31. Aerosmith - O, Yeah! Ultimate Aerosmith Hits CD 2 (27) 32. Staind - 14 Shades of Grey (27) 33. Fall Out Boy - Infinity On High (26) 34. Metallica - Metallica (26) 35. Slipknot - All Hope Is Gone (24) 36. Red Hot Chili Peppers - Blood Sugar Sex Magik (22) 37. Daughtry - Leave this Town (22) 38. Iggy Pop - Lust For Life (22) 39. System of a Down - Mezmerize (21) 40. The Who - My Generation: The Very Best O (21) 41. U2 - Best of 80-90 (20) 42. Foo Fighters - The Colour and the Shape (20) 43. Foo Fighters - In Your Honor (disc 1) (20) 44. Rise Against - The Sufferer and the Witness (20) 45. +44 - When Your Heart Stops Beating (19) 46. Pearl Jam - Yield (19) 47. Xutos e Pontapes - Ao Vivo no Pavilhão Atlantico cd 2 (19) 48. Rise Against - Appeal To Reason (19) 49. Queen - Gold Disc 1 (18) 50. Foo Fighters - There Is Nothing Left to Lose (18)

After the Fall
B.B. King
The Bravery
Dead Aces
The Ergs! 2x
Green Day
Hunchback
Moby
My Chemical Romance
Plastic Jesus
The Queers
Rise Against
Robocock
sadplant
staring problem
Stressbomb

Past stuff
Phil Collins
Bullet For My Valentine
Twelvestep
Foo Fighters x2
Coheed and Cambria
JR Ewing
Hardcore Superstar x2
Crucified Barbara
Gemini Five x2
The Darkness
The Ark
Electric Banana Band x2
The Sounds
Takida x10
Mikael Wiehe
Poets of the Fall
Enter the Hunt
Plan Three x4
Blindside
Breakaway Fraction
Jug McKenzie
My Chemical Romance
Hinder
Black Stone Cherry
Middleage
Crazy Lixx
Killswitch Engage
Lord of the Rings Symphony (Howard Shore)
Queens of the Stone Age
The Hellacopters
The Hives
Coldplay x2
stereolith
U2
Lightsgoblue/Lights Go Blue x2
White Lies
De Lyckliga Kompisarna
Green Day
Canterbury
Scholars

Peace & Love 2006
Sundsvalls gatufest 2007
Where the action is 2008
Stagedive Day Out 2009

Future things
Enter Shikari + Story of the Year [1/11/2010]

- Green Day :

* Dookie
* Insomniac
* American Idiot
* Bullet in a Bible

- Bullet For My Valentine :

* The Poison
* Scream Aim Fire

- Children of Bodom :

* Blooddrunk

- Pantera :

* Cowboys From Hell
* Vulgar Display of Power
* Far Beyond Driven

Take your 20 Overall Top Artists and find out how many listeners they have...

1. Relient K (359,634 listeners)
2. Bad Religion (569,264 listeners)
3. Boys Like Girls (373,876 listeners)
4. Allister (125,075 listeners)
5. Pinhead Gunpowder (26,100 listeners)
6. Sum 41 (919,805 listeners)
7. Avenged Sevenfold (534,688 listeners)
8. Take Notice (1,845 listeners)
9. Simple Plan (695,673 listeners)
10. Green Day (1,750,907 listeners)
11. Bullet For My Valentine (584,266 listeners)
12. Firevision (8,704 listeners)
13. The Click Five (137,497 listeners)
14. AFI (764,668 listeners)
15. Brand New (609,483 listeners)
16. Mest (146,096 listeners)
17. Megadeth (626,974 listeners)
18. 51koodia (28,282 listeners)
19. Kaiser Chiefs (1,252,065 listeners)
20. Panic at the Disco (945,464 listeners)

Total: 10,460,366

Divde by 20

Average: 523018,3

Divide by the number of Coldplay listeners

Coldplay: 2,585,362

Result: 0,2022

Multiply by 100 and round

Final Result: 20,22

I am 20 % mainstream

This may be mainstream in USA but not in Finland. Fuck mainstream, I just listen what I want to. ^_^