Detsorgsekalf is a parody 'Black' Metal band from Toronto, Ontario, Canada formed in 2004. They combine several styles of metal music with ludicrous lyrics that will leave you both laughing and rocking out.
The members of Detsorgsekalf (that's 'frosted flakes' misspelled backwards) go by the following pseudonyms:
Balfabar Nosugref the Almighty - Torturous shrieks from the depths of hell (vocals)
Hellratchet (also of Will of the Ancients) - Axe-shredder & terrifying growls (guitar, vocals)
Mörksjäl - Axe-wielding maniac & necrowhore screeches (guitar)
Niloc the Omnipotent (also of Will of the Ancients)- Demonic bass & keyboards of doooom! (bass guitar, keyboard)
Two other members they claim are Necrotron the Digitizer of Mankind (their drum machine, who they claim is evil, from the future, and is currently in prison) and Zyxx Zyxxx Zyxxxx, the Horn-Throwing Champion of Carpathia (he throws the horns at their shows).
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