Song: Cold as Ice
Comments: F&^#ing bastards...
Will I have a happy life?
Song: Creature Of The Wheel
Artist: White Zombie
Comments: Apparently I'm destined to be a slave to the corporate machine...not an entirely unpleasant prospect as it guarantees job security...
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Lunatic of God's Creation
Comments: That's about right.
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Sleeping Bag
Artist: ZZ Top
Comments: Hmm, that's a yes if I ever saw one.
How can I make myself happy?
Comments: Go fishing?!?! I hate fishing. This damn 8-Ball is broke.
What should I do with my life?
Song: Master of Puppets
Comments: President of the Universe. Hell, I was planning on doing that already...stupid 8-Ball.
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Comments: Thank you Captain Obvious. We know life is full of pain, but WHY? Stupid 8-ball.