Song: Pull Over
Comments: Whoa dude, so I was like speeding and this cop pulled me over and it was like gay yo
Will I have a happy life?
Song: SOMETHING WONDERFUL
Comments: AWESOMENESS RIGHT HERE
What do my friends really think of me?
Song: Angel Eyes (remix)
Artist: Brisk and Ham
Comments: So basically I'm like God to them?
Do people secretly lust after me?
Song: Until You Love Me
Artist: 4 Strings
Comments: Hey, why not just put a song called yes here?
How can I make myself happy?
Song: Everyone Is Someone In LA
Artist: Felix Da Housecat
Comments: Because I can go on random vacations to Los Angeles whenever I want to, obviously
What should I do with my life?
Song: You Really Got Me
Artist: Van Halen
Why should life be full of so much pain?
Song: Rainfall (remix)
Comments: Self explanatory but makes no sense
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Song: Ride A White Horse (Serge Santiago Remix)