Sometimes I wonder what would happen if aliens invaded planet earth and just disguised themselves as yuppies, like in They Live. Honestly, would any of us really know the difference? It's not like we're really that conscious on a collective level. People are always talking about Barack Obama's birth certificate but where the fuck was Ronald Reagan's? How do we know he wasn't born on Remulak and isn't chilling there with Tupac right now? PROVE THAT HE ISN'T, I FUCKING DARE YOU!