Chicken Van Dalism is a grindcore band from Slovakia. Heavily influenced by funny, porn and gore grind, the mere two members are recording their insane extreme coctail in their "recording studio" placed in one local elementary school (no, we are not pedophiliacs :-D).
First DEMO was recorded somewhere at the beginning of May 2008, known mainly due to its sucky quality as the sickest noise in our hometown. In 4 - 7 June 2008, the protagonists have recorded something they would prefer to be known as their first release "Since I Am Meatball". The quality of recording has rapidly improved and the style of playing has definitely moved much closer to porno grind. Enjoy!
The brainz behind the project is MonteCowboy, the drum-master programmer, guitarist and hopefuly also a vocal squeezer (isn't he a multitalent?). The other sicko is GURUmán, the unshaven hairy guy playing bass, recording, mixing and mastering the songs (and doing some ambient noises, which annoy MonteCowboy during the recording).
Due to some personal and professional problems, the band has departed at the beginning of july.
While GURUmán left the band and started to play different kinds of music in Phonograph and The Possible Breaking Point, MonteCowboy ressurected Chicken Van Dalism and gave the band kinda different spin. Psycho Cancer (vocals) and Byte666 (guitars) joined him and he himself mastered the drumkits. Since they have shitloads of rehearsals, no one really heard of them and they never performed live.