CASINO GARDENS, owned and operated by mysterious skateboarding magnate G. Michael Cools since 1981, is the premiere vacation destination for families, businessmen and high-rollers the world round. Come see what we’re all about! For the mermaids and mermen at heart we have two jumbo-size wading pools, a luxurious sauna and scuba lessons ran by internationally renowned experts!! For you tasty hunks we have the largest exercise complex in the state of Florida (tone up, zone out, right babe?). We haven’t forgotten the big spenders either. With over
no dudes you -have- forgotten the big spenders
half of em cant even leave the gardens after you sucked em dry
freakazoids standing on street corners asking for five dollar chips, pathetic
but fuck the big spenders man
who you really need to focus on is the easy sliders
we run the streets from the exercise lodge all the way down to valet parking
don’t believe us? when was the last time someone made it through a vacation here? couples leaving trails of sunscreen and blood
if we dont get to em first its the arcade junkies, the dolphin tearz, the makeout bandits
its us gangs versus you
so you listen here Cools, we’ve all seen your pyramid tattoo, we know who you run with, we’re not scared
your times up spaz
so when you hear the sound of our wheels, you better run
easy sliders out
two hundred tables and Japanese-imported virtual slot machines we’re sure you’ll find a game that’s just right for you! So the next time you’re planning a getaway, think Casino Gardens. The next time you need to escape from your nine to five to relax with loved ones, Casino Gardens.
~Love from inside the motherboard~
Edited by ruralpsycedelia on 25 Oct 2011, 16:59
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