• The World According to Jerk J. Jones ESQ ATCE, Volume I

    20 Jun 2011, 11:31 by jerkjones

    I don't think you can possibly prepare yourself for what I am about to subject you to, but you're certainly welcome to try. It's like a magnum opus, or something.


    1. Nightbox and why you (almost) killed it

    The Nightbox, as we all knew and loved it, is dead. But why? Once again, as it used to be a few years back, it seems to be becoming a Nightwish love fest, akin to the Tarja and Within Temptation boxes. This has to be due to:

    A. loss of interest by the old regulars, and the people that are left are buried under everything
    B. influx of boring and completely non-controversial fucks
    C. more brazilians (there are some exceptions to this, you know who you are)
    D. Upcoming release of Tuomas' shitty movie and probably mediocre album

    I don't think there is an easy solution to this, and thus I'M WAGING A SEMI-ETERNAL WAR TO BRING NIGHTBOX OUT OF THE FIRES OF HELL AND MAKE IT A GLORIOUS LAND OF HATRED, INCOHERENT RAMBINGS, AND PURE UNADULTERATED AWESOME ONCE AGAIN.