Tom Waits: lesbian/wino (because everyone knows the two go hand in hand)
Buffy Sainte-Marie: uhhh old people??
The Roots: white people from new york who want to be a fan of a hip-hop band but don't want to go for wu-tang because there are too many wu fans
The Horrors: mcr convertee
The Tiger Lillies: myspace/community theater fag
Church of Misery: serial killers
Leonard Cohen: everyone loves leo!
Bathory: blah blah metal blah
Hala Strana: that guy you see when you go to a local bookstore in the nature photography section
Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band: frank zappa fan (really. have you ever known anyone who listened to beefheart without having been a zappa fan first?)
Buffalo Springfield: 60s nostalgiac (often having been born in the early 90s)
The Doors: i dunno... i know lame WASPs who like the doors but then i also know awesome punk babes who like them sooooo
Peter Tosh: 16 yearold white boy who smokes weed
Bob Dylan: see: leonard cohen
that's all
and yeah, i know that's not 50 but fuck if i'm going through the entire list
























































































































































































