9. Getting accosted by one of Ape Technology's robots.
8. Accidentally snubbing Mike Connelly from Wolf Eyes at a flea market.
7. Watching Mike Connelly molest Wesley Eisold from Cold Cave while he was singing.
6. Watching Dominick Fernow spazz out during break-downs at the same show.
5. Seeing Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
4. Seeing the Melvins play Stoner Witch.
3. Meeting Patton Oswalt and Brian Posehn and giving them creepy pictures I drew.
2. Watching a male Björk impersonator run around in his boxers rambling about freeing Tibet while a fake Ian Curtis molested him.*
1. Harassing Swans and just being a total pest to them. (I don't care what anyone says they are all super nice guys).
*Pupils was Björk and Oblisk was Joy Division. Read more about it here.