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As the story goes, sometime around the summer solstice of 1982, a meeting was called in the secret laboratories located below the throbbing floors of Studio 54. Among the attendees were Rick James, David Bowie, Giorgio Moroder, ESG, Herbie Hancock, Oates (Hall was on a ski trip), a young Gary Numan, Bryan Ferry, and a 7-foot robot controlled from space by Afrika Bambaataa. According to legend, the meeting lasted 40 days (and 41 nights), because this consortium of musical geniuses was there for one unprecedented reason: to breed the greatest pop band of all time.
With the help of some young Dutch geneticists, the Consortium collected each member’s DNA and created specific “genetic cocktails.” These were then spliced into five embryos that would soon bloom into the five cutest babies the world had ever seen. The babies soon turned into boys, and the boys to men, and then back to boys again, and then slowly into young adults, which is about when they met at the Wesleyan Pop Conservatory in Connecticut, USA (all part of the Consortium’s plan).
These five were Tal Rozen, Victor Vazquez, Alex Kestner, Owen Roberts, and Lee Pender (in order of height, ascending), and now, they are Boy Crisis.
One part funk, two parts electrofunk, and ten parts electrosexfunk, Boy Crisis is here to make sure that all your parts feel like grooving, whether they want to or not. Each song is a 3-minute ritual to the Gods of Pop, like Prince and Quincy Jones (the band was at one point named Princey Jones), but they also sacrifice to a variety of Muses, like Tom Tom Club, Sade, and KC and the Sunshine Band.
With the help of some young Dutch geneticists, the Consortium collected each member’s DNA and created specific “genetic cocktails.” These were then spliced into five embryos that would soon bloom into the five cutest babies the world had ever seen. The babies soon turned into boys, and the boys to men, and then back to boys again, and then slowly into young adults, which is about when they met at the Wesleyan Pop Conservatory in Connecticut, USA (all part of the Consortium’s plan).
These five were Tal Rozen, Victor Vazquez, Alex Kestner, Owen Roberts, and Lee Pender (in order of height, ascending), and now, they are Boy Crisis.
One part funk, two parts electrofunk, and ten parts electrosexfunk, Boy Crisis is here to make sure that all your parts feel like grooving, whether they want to or not. Each song is a 3-minute ritual to the Gods of Pop, like Prince and Quincy Jones (the band was at one point named Princey Jones), but they also sacrifice to a variety of Muses, like Tom Tom Club, Sade, and KC and the Sunshine Band.
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ClaeBeast wrote:
lol Kool A.D
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Boyaji wrote:
збс, ок
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DaveDuke wrote:
так то да. awesome или как там
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kissmymemal wrote:
Просто охуенно!
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A1enochka wrote:
!!
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Sternanis wrote:
Still totally underrated... I like ♥
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pchla_szahrajka wrote:
to be nasty <3
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duffbeer4eva wrote:
hold up let me catch my b-b-b-breathhh! <3
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mockta wrote:
Wo0o now there's a boy crisis group!
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duffbeer4eva wrote:
holy shiiit the nero remix is so INTENSE! i love it !
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aguadito wrote:
demasiado gay D:
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damienlistensto wrote:
let me love you like you're the shit, girl.
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grzeit wrote:
Por favor un nuevo discooo
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Sasha_Comby wrote:
to be nasty <333333
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Cassete_Boy wrote:
one of the sexiest groups ever
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ShidaAruya wrote:
uuuuu ♥__♥
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pacooperatedboy wrote:
Dressed to Digress!.. ♥__♥
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Jachiros wrote:
They been in my recommended artist since months ago. Finally got their album. I regret nothing.
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ixlovextofu wrote:
I had no idea that Victor from Das Racist was in this band, but then again, that does explain some of their wacky lyrics. Pass the string beans...
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ravey wrote:
surprisingly underplayed. i wonder how long that'll last...
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Manhattan Show on June 22nd with Darwin Deez!
11 May 2010 | from blog.myspace.com/boycrisis
Boy Crisis will be playing a show at Santos Party House in
Manhattan on June 22nd with Darwin Deez.Pick up tickets
here!
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