Ralph Wiggum (2:52)

Cover of Hefty Fine

From Hefty Fine and 1 other release

Ralph Wiggum is a recurring character on the tv show The Simpsons. Due to his very low intelligence, his dialogue is often bizarre and non-sequitur. Many of his lines have become catchphrases in their own right.

This song’s lyrics are made up entirely of Ralph’s dialogue, except where noted below. The episode titles listed in brackets show where each line appeared.

I’m going to Africa
Yes Ma’am [Skinner’s Sense of Snow]
I’m a brick!
Was President Lincoln okay?
Mittens [unclear, this is Ralph’s cat’s name and he has mentioned it several times, first in “Lisa’s Rival”]

There’s a dog in the vent
Chicken necks?
I pick Ken Griffey Jr.
I fell out two times

I’m pedaling backwards!
This snowflake tastes like fish sticks
We’re a totem pole! [Bye-bye Nerdie]
Dying tickles!

I heard a Frankenstein lives there
She’s touching my special area
Go banana!

Ralphie, get off the stage sweetheart
Oooh say can you rock!
I’m a pop sensation, I’m a pop sensation
Salmon gutter

I’m Idaho [$pringfield]
You smell like dead bunnies
That’s where I saw the Leprechaun (This Little Wiggy]
Fun Toys are Fun!
Chocolate Microscopes
You’re not it
That is so 1991
I bit my tongue! [Bart’s Inner Child]

Yvan eht nioj!

My sash says ultra man! [‘Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky]


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