A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When The Stripper Is Crying (5:38)

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  • akerbeltz

    I'm laughing out loud while listening to this.

    6 Dec 2014 Reply
  • StankDank

    The people who comment here are a special group.

    24 Sep 2014 Reply
  • MrReznov

    Did I say that out loud?

    19 Jan 2014 Reply
  • MrReznov

    I never thought missing children could be so sexy.

    19 Jan 2014 Reply
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    17 Feb 2013 Reply
  • NihilisticRobot

    Parkin' the Beef Bus In Tuna Town.

    11 Oct 2012 Reply
  • Maizlypuff

    ...Name was Russell.

    16 Sep 2012 Reply
  • Olimpiya-e

    parady on Rolling stones song "far away eyes"

    19 Aug 2012 Reply
  • xKornflakesx

    well I was lonelier than kunta kinte at a Merle Haggard concert

    2 Aug 2011 Reply
  • kyle-scott

    the funny thing about this song is that it is true

    10 Jun 2011 Reply
  • steamboat58

    hahaha This is great, thanks Pete

    25 Mar 2011 Reply
  • JDG36

    Eat tuna.......the other pink meat

    10 Feb 2011 Reply
  • Bloopy

    I enjoy this song a lot more than I used to, it's hilarious haha... "I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula."

    8 Jan 2011 Reply
  • love_conquers

    why is this song so funny i don't even know

    3 Nov 2010 Reply
  • SeeingRobots

    I clicked on this and read ["10 beers, 20 minutes and 30 dollars later i was parking the beef bus in tuna town"... funny as hell] right as he said it. Classic.

    4 Aug 2010 Reply
  • RustlingRagazza

    I can't listen to this without laughing out loud, not even after 11 years.

    15 Jul 2010 Reply
  • alleskan

    "10 beers, 20 minutes and 30 dollars later i was parking the beef bus in tuna town"... funny as hell

    13 Apr 2010 Reply
  • Bunglechunk

    "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"... GENIUS!!

    10 Feb 2010 Reply
  • BarOnTheTable

    Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips, milky white skin and baby blue eyes. Name was Russell.

    7 Feb 2010 Reply
  • BarOnTheTable

    Totally rejuvenating song indeed.

    6 Feb 2010 Reply
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