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  • grunnwald

    шедевральный актер

    last month
  • fredickErased

    je suis dr. qui ♫

    April 2013
  • ShockSim

    I've come to fix the 'arpsichord...

    May 2012
  • otaku-dono

    he needs to just sit down and release maybe ten albums.

    February 2012
  • widzhit

    There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box.

    January 2012
  • Viddax

    "I had to come, the voices told me come, for you are the Great Bearded One and I must dance".

    January 2012
  • Hail-Santa


    November 2011
  • shaolin86

    Who... photographs... kebabs?

    July 2011
  • ejtc1

    I crave disappointment; that's why I buy Kinder Surprise. Horrible chocolate, nasty little toy

    May 2011
  • sallycinnam0n

    i'm a post-modern vegetarian. i eat meat ironically.

    January 2011
  • midgetall

    what has happened to the song all i can get is Bill Bailey – Dr. Qui :-( has he been a nob and removed himself from here aswell as youtube!

    July 2010
  • SamuelEllmer

    BBC apocalyptic rave should be studio recorded.

    May 2010
  • liquidloz

    the pheasant has no agenda.

    March 2010
  • IvyMcAllister

    Love the Tom Waits nod. Passenger in my car thought it was the man himself.

    March 2010
  • sarahlikesPEAS

    human slaves in an insect nation♪ LOL

    February 2010
  • TWYMMF Great stuff! LOL.

    February 2010
  • Middniight

    where can you actully download his records, all I can find are videos

    November 2009
  • shaolin86

    'Cover up those table legs, mother, they're inflaming my sexual ardour'

    November 2009
  • jim0wheel

    "i wont waste my seed on hideous trolls!"

    October 2009
  • shaolin86

    "I got ham but I'm not a hamster"

    October 2009
  • graybags

    Awesome show last night @ Plymouth Theatre Royal - thanks Bill !

    August 2009
  • paulparadiis


    August 2009
  • liquidloz

    Anyone have any of his Tinselworm stuff?

    July 2009
  • Sulisk

    I like all that I've heard so far, Mega

    July 2009
  • 90648


    June 2009
  • flaming_ninja

    Bill Bailey live in New Zealand was brilliant!

    June 2009
  • tHe_jinXeD

    @AliveAmplified: Not much of non-english fans AFAIK. Unfortunate, but obvious. But I'm trying hard to promote his unique brilliance in Czech Rep. ,o)

    June 2009
  • GrantRS

    Traitors, traitors, Spider traitors, they'll betray us and they'll make us...HUMAN SLAVES IN AN INSECT NATION

    June 2009
  • davidn87

    Love the BBC News theme thing.

    June 2009
  • Ulfheobar

    Beautiful ladies are lovely, But sometimes they don't take care... ^^

    May 2009
  • bowdowntomono

    His Remarkable Guide To The Orchestra was awesome. Doctor Qui is amazing.

    May 2009
  • yeahyeahyeah909

    Spiders are not insects, but in the war they will side with the insects =D

    May 2009
  • sexnapoleon

    But Simon Amstell is hilarious!

    April 2009
  • erraticc

    bill bailey for prime-minister?

    April 2009
  • x_upisdown

    I just finished an epic black booksathon <3 I LOVE the chaucer pubbe gagge

    March 2009
  • binichohan

    I'd love to see Bailey live!

    March 2009
  • damnlisty

    if you can catch him live you should, he is so much funnier on stage

    March 2009
  • BlueEyedKitten

    He is so funny. makes me want to watch Black Books again :)

    February 2009
  • Maidenrugby

    Would be good if he came back to Never Mind the Buzzcocks, but he is a lot funnier doing his own stuff, so I don't know.

    February 2009
  • Giraffe19

    I am a nemisis of the vowl. You can hit me with a troooooooowel I am an owl

    February 2009
  • leezjames

    Damn legend. Wicked musician, ridiculously funny, really want to see his standup.

    January 2009
  • problematique_

    Me too, because without him you realise how unfunny Simon Amstell is.

    January 2009
  • VGoRiLLaZ

    I hope he returns to Never Mind the Buzzcocks.

    January 2009
  • Hawkinsism

    so... 3 blokes walk into a pub....

    December 2008
  • BlackSabbath86

    Was it the man with the Key to the Door of Reality, underneath the Mat of Insignificance? Nope!

    December 2008
  • loschimpos

    I stole the leg of time!

    December 2008
  • Denorios

    I bleed on your panini!

    December 2008
  • LizRuth

    i love bill. ive actually started our own religion as a tribute to bill bailey. "billbaileyism". he is our god. if anyone has better names, message me? :D x

    November 2008
  • ulinvodnaar

    Oh Bill! You are so talented and cockney!

    November 2008
  • BBM-ng


    November 2008