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"Well you know it's funny because I'm not a pot smoker at all and I was really nervous about it, decided I would smoke some pot in my bedroom in high school. So I'm in there getting high and I thought, 'Y'know what? I think I need to join the army so I can pay for school' and I went out to tell my father, and he's sitting there watching TV and I said, 'Hey poppa d'ya think I should… read more

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Well I thought about the army
Dad said, \"Son you're fuckin' high\"
And I thought, yeah there's a first for everything
So I took my old man's advice

Ben Folds Five - Army Lyrics


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  • Ben Folds performed this live last weekend as his final encore song, and it was just as good, if not better than the studio version.
  • Live performance is what makes this song.
  • Everytime I hear this song I want to call my father.
  • God please spare me more rejection/ cuz my peers, they criticize me/and my ex-wives all despise me.
  • Grew a mustache and mullet/ got a job at Chick-fil-a.
  • love this song
  • Personal theme song.
  • ...kinda stupid to think this now, but I used to think, Ben Folds Five.....what? dollars, fingers, knuckles, pieces of paper, what....?
  • I've so much love for this song.
  • Fuck this. Regards, USMC

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