Like waltzin' on a ferris wheel. Both delicate and flashy at the same time. Oh, fairy tale? You want a REAL fairy tale? The world's shortest. He said: "Will you marry me?" She said: "Neeoooooooo!" And they all lived happily ever after. The End. Not much of a plot but lots of underlying subtext. Ok, got'a go. Yeah, Nurse Ratchet is in a foul mood again. She mailed her "portfolio" off to this ad agency for a Playboy gig and it accidently got mixed in with photos the agency put together for an itch cream company. Conservatively speaking it "chapped her butt" in more ways than one.