Яεδ $ϊмßã is a random con-artist with a fictional music career that exists 921 dimensions over in some space-time continuum that never properly came into existence. Despite his shy demeanor, he proclaims to be the worst vocalist in the world as his vocals instill fear in listeners having been described as “800 megabytes of the devil,” and that they could qualify as sexual assault. Since his debut in 2000 something, he has released over a dozen imaginary projects all going aluminum foil and sandbag for sales of 4.2 copies a piece. (The .2 is due to store’s “break it, buy it” policies) He is currently married to the Spring Sprite, who appeared in Fantasia 2000, and together they have a son named “Fored.” He changed his stage name from Red Simba in 2010. He likes corn too.

Edited by JJMCSPooh on 25 Jan 2011, 08:32

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