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  • weirdojace

    Actually this was supposed to be a style parody of Presidents of the United States of America. But it ended up sounding way different than he imagined it, so it ended up being pretty much as original of a Weird Al song as it could be.

    13 Sep 2012 Reply

  • Freki92

    Being a former employee of a hardware store, I find myself listening to this song and thinking of whether we sold the listed items or not.

    24 Jul 2012 Reply

  • DeathNoteAddict

    @CongoROCboy That's what I heard too xD I want some magic salt and pepper shakers ^_^ (But now that I hear it again I think it is matching :P) @PartySanCTG Lol xD

    29 Mar 2012 Reply

  • misterpockets

    there's a great big purple sign out front...

    22 Mar 2012 Reply

  • CongoROCboy

    Not, matching, magic salt and pepper shakers.

    10 Jan 2012 Reply

  • olivegreen85

    It's been claimed that there is no such thing as an "automatic circumciser." But, let's face it: ANY power tool in the wrong hands will eventually become an automatic circumciser. So, fellas, be careful out there. No matter how tempting it is, resist the siren call to stick your wiener in that lock-on grinder paddle. (Also ... ball-washers on golf courses? For GOLF balls.) (Also also ... I like the way leoneb thinks.)

    7 Jan 2012 Reply

  • DrPlumm

    this is his best song. he really says "automatic circumcisers" in there.

    6 Dec 2011 Reply

  • leoneb

    I know this is considered a original song, but first time I head I thought it was a style-parody of Oingo Boingo.

    19 May 2011 Reply

  • PartySanCTG

    Holy motor mouth, batman!

    13 May 2011 Reply

  • Harfang

    Automatic circumcisers!

    18 Apr 2011 Reply

  • CadaWacca

    Matching salt and pepper shakers!

    5 Apr 2011 Reply

  • DanceFunkyDisco

    Ah, Hardware Store, one day, one day I will know all your lyrics, and be able to sing it!

    3 Mar 2011 Reply

  • Sepsix

    omg love

    1 Feb 2011 Reply

  • c4king12566

    automatic circumsisor?

    13 Jan 2011 Reply

  • Z00bastik

    He who's tired of Weird Al is tired of life itself ©

    10 Oct 2010 Reply

  • onetruephoenix

    Would you look at all that stuff...

    17 Sep 2010 Reply

  • Dejda

    Awesome is awesome!

    19 Aug 2010 Reply

  • COOLWHIP7

    i'm goin to the HARDWARE STOR!!!!

    16 Aug 2010 Reply

  • AHarshWinter

    Stan sells everything to Guybrush!

    11 Aug 2010 Reply

  • Stuavally

    CHOON

    11 Jul 2010 Reply
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