• If the bad news is really good is the good news really bad?

    12 Feb 2012, 21:12 by CyclopsEyeMusic

    First, the ‘bad news’: S C H M O Ehas left the Cyclops Eye Music label nest and opted to sign with White label Music (WLM). They will be releasing an album (cd & digital) on the label in 2012. This bad news is actually good news for both S C H M O E and Cyclops Eye Music (and all its artists and (ahem!) would be artists), for it presents opportunities to reach larger audiences and such attention might find its way into the backwaters of our very own nest (of vipers) and the musical delights within . Keep your eyes and ears out for S C H M O E in 2012. GO S C H M O E!

    So what’s the good news? And, if the bad news was good, is this good news really bad?

    Maybe. You’ll not know until it’s too late in any case…unless you heed those warnings in the back of your mind and stop reading right now. Farmer Joe & The Ignorant Corpses, fresh from their foray into film (if you haven’t seen, do see Used To Be Genius (explains a lot, that title))…
  • Used To Be Genius Movie Trailer

    9 Oct 2011, 16:18 by CyclopsEyeMusic

    A trailer, like the scrap of (still strangely white) paper clinging to your heel upon exiting the lavatory, was forwarded to the label from Farmer Joe Films (Vimeo) (YouTube).

    This trailer is purportedly sent to herald the soon to be forthcoming film "Used To Be Genius"; a filming of the recording of an album of the same name by Farmer Joe & The Ignorant Corpses.

    We can make neither heads nor tails of it, but maybe the kids will dig it.

    http://youtu.be/cpfW3mS-ZVg
  • HYPNOHEADCAKE

    27 Dec 2010, 05:56 by CyclopsEyeMusic

    'MILFs', 'GILFs', Hypnosis and Headcakes abound in this final 2010 product from Farmer Joe & The Ignorant Corpses. Dare to behold the video of 'In The Key Of Sequel (Another Headcake)'!

    WARNING: repeated viewing WILL have a 'shaping' effect upon brainwaves; cravings resulting from hypno-subliminal stimulation may occur; and any sensation or intuition that The Ignorant Corpses are communicating directly to you personally are likely correct; they probably are. Enjoy at your own risk:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TPO_WKK2sFQ

    Farmer Joe & The Ignorant Corpses
    In The Key Of Sequel
    Cyclops Eye Music
  • Can you find the hidden message?

    12 Sep 2010, 13:22 by CyclopsEyeMusic

    What? ANOTHER video?

    Yeah, seems these fellers like to film themselves, if you take my meaning ; )

    Can you find the hidden message?

    Not that Farmer Joe or any of the Ignorant Corpses exactly said that there IS a hidden message, but one might possibly detect a sort of air about Farmer Joe & The Ignorant Corpses that suggests there may indeed be one...maybe. OFFICIALLY their line is that this film is but the video for their song 'Pork Brains & Eggs' from their 'In The Key Of Sequel' album. Yeah, right.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rWPtrVtM70Farmer Joe & The Ignorant Corpses
  • Disturbed? Want to be?

    10 Sep 2010, 20:44 by CyclopsEyeMusic

    ...just watch this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O33MYTf-Ohw

    That's from:Farmer Joe & The Ignorant Corpses from the In The Key Of Sequel album, in case you wished to inflict more damage upon yourself.

    XOXOXO
    -Farmer Joe
  • 2 New Videos from FJIC

    26 Jul 2010, 21:36 by CyclopsEyeMusic

    Hello. Farmer Joe & The Ignorant Corpses have released two new videos for We Come For Your Love and Not Even Me from their recently released album In The Key Of Sequel. Here's the links:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHlZ7jIOVPM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-TWqglLqT8

    Thanks!Farmer Joe & The Ignorant CorpsesS C H M O ECloud PartyIn The Key Of SequelNot Even Me
  • The Legend Of Bodo Otto (The Album)

    17 Jul 2010, 03:55 by CyclopsEyeMusic

    I parked at the end of the lane, next to the barn conjoined to the former chicken coop that is now Farmer Joe’s Hen Haus studio. Joe was already there, stuffing some weeds he’d pulled from between the ivy atop his root cellar into a bin and talking with his children about the big, fat spiders he saw when he had opened the cellar doors.

    After hellos all round, Joe sent the kids off and invited me into the studio.

    The Hen Haus is not a large building, but neither is it small. Inside it is but one room, cozy and rustic, but large enough for your normal five-piece band to record in. Joe offered me some coffee and we sat at his workbench (after service as a chicken coop, the small barn was converted into a wood working shop by the previous owner; Joe has set his recording equipment and speakers up on the workbench left behind).

    I had come because he called; Farmer Joe had something to give me for Cyclops Eye Music, but he wanted to say a few things about it first.

  • New S C H M O E: A Cup Of Joe

    22 Jun 2010, 16:15 by CyclopsEyeMusic

    Hello again! It's been a busy start of summer here at Cyclops Eye Music. Our newest release is from S C H M O E; their new album: A Cup Of Joe is out! Warning: it consists on one twenty minute 'song'. But it's a FREE download! What a value! What savings! Nothing to lose but...well, twenty minutes, I guess. Like YOU have anything better to do. You are reading THIS.

    And while I have your eyes in tow, if your schedule remains clear after sampling S C H M O E, we recommend a decadent desert from the assortment of delights available on In The Key Of Sequel, the new album from Farmer Joe & The Ignorant Corpses

    And now your day is full! What an adventure!

    Ever yours,
    -Mr. Cyclops
  • In The Key Of Sequel

    1 Jun 2010, 02:12 by CyclopsEyeMusic

    In The Key Of Sequel is yet another non-sequitur titled album from those fellow who definitely DO NOT FOLLOW, Farmer Joe & The Ignorant Corpses.

    On Valentine’s Day, February 14, 2010, FJIC gathered into Farmer Joe’s Hen Haus studio to write and record this album in their particular free-form, ad-lib fashion.

    This was a successful endeavor.

    After a three or so month gestation in that womb-room, the Hen Haus, pestered and prodded by Joe’s hatchet hands (and the occasional back-up vocal), the resulting fetid farrago has been birthed and, worse, infects now your own ears, drowning out your fear mounting – WHAT IS IT THAT YOU HAVE DONE?!?!

    Now breathe deep…and repeat…and repeat…and repeat….

    It's not that bad, really. You get used to it.

    It may put some people off, but you'll find just how useful that can be, let me tell you. My sister-in-law HATES FJIC, and it has (thankfully) caused a chasm between us to crack wide and deep,

  • a spurt of adam

    25 Dec 2009, 03:59 by CyclopsEyeMusic

    I swear they do it on purpose. They lower my expectations with such complex subtlety that I never expect their next move.

    I’m talking about Farmer Joe & The Ignorant Corpses…and they’ll be lucky if I don’t talk a little too much about farmer Joe & The Ignorant Corpses (I know they’ll appreciate my meaning, just as I know they will check up on me to see if I sent out this letter).

    It's Christmas Eve! Who would expect FJIC to release a new album now? With recent rumors of Joe breaking up the band to promote S C H M O E, it was the last thing I would expect. But, here we are...

    Robots, unless programmed for it, pretty much hate Christmas time. We have no souls or spirits to reflect and refract the emotions of the season.

    I had shut down all my wireless networks and dialed down my receptors; preparing to soak in a delicious low-current electro-synaptic-nap (which to you humans would be like someone tickling the pleasure center of your brain…