How does the world see you?
'Genesis of the Anti-Christ' - Anaal Nathrakh
Yeah I can buy that. I could possibly usher in the end of days.
Will I have a happy life?
'Live in a Hole' - Pantera
I do not categorically deny the coolness of holes. This could be sweet. Or Hobbit-y.
What do my friends really think of me?
'The Inebriator' - Municipal Waste
Yeah that might be right.
Do people secretly lust after me?
'Trampled Under Hoof' - Mastodon
I'm going to take this one as a 'Hell Yeah'. Perhaps the gentler sex stampedes after my loins?
How can I make myself happy?
'Rameses Bringer of War' - Nile
Oh that most certainly would make me happy.
What should I do with my life?
'Profane Creation' - Bolt Thrower
Playing god? Can and will do.
Will I ever have children?
'To Breathe in a Casket' - Necrophagist
Seems like a no. Or at least abortions/stillborns. Necrophagist actually seems to have a fixation with that sort of thing.