I'm bored so I thought I'd kill an hour making a game. I'm gonna put all of my Frank Zappa
tracks on random
and for every song that is chosen I will take a line from. Anyone that wants to can guess what song the lyrics are from. I will skip instrumentals, Dialog only songs and bootlegs. EASY SONGS GET LESS LYRICS.
I don't know how many people are going to try this but here we go:RED
1. And all around Answer =Any Downers?
At the side of the grave
Stood Charlie's friends
Who could not save
This stupid girl
From the way she behaved
2. And all I ever really , wanted to do was Answer =Outside Now
Play the guitar 'n bend the string like
3. Uhhh, Mike Scheller says his life is a mess Answer =Shall We Take Ourselves Seriously?
Fritz Rau says asparagus Should only be consumed
By people with a larger mouth
4. There's a bomb to blow yo mommy upAnswer =Uncle Burnie's Farm
A bomb for your daddy too
5. His car's fucked up!Answer =The White Boy Troubles
De boy got a provlem!
She ripped up de 'polstry
Outa dat O-zo-mobile!
Hafta go ta Tia-Juana now!
He should go to BROWN MOSES
6. Grow that meat all over yer bonesAnswer =SEX
Work the wall with the local jones
7. The Gas still gets throughAnswer =Star Wars Won't Work
it can get right right on you
8. You are hopelessAnswer =The Blue Light
Is rising around you, rising around you
You like it
It gives you something to do
9. Late at night is when they come out...Answer =Baby Snakes 10. ...The boys is all sweetAnswer =In France
The food ain't too shabby,
An' they piss in the street
11. Stars in the sky, they never lie Answer =Love of My Life
Tell me you need me, don’t say goodbye
I love you darling, I love you only
12. And in that magic go-kart I bite your neck Answer =The Duke Of Prunes
The cheese I have for you, my dear...
13. And though it often seems Answer =Planet Of My Dreams
From television beams
That ignorance is rampant there
And Governmental Goons don't care
I know that I shall not despair
14. Who is this dude with his hair straight back Answer =Would You Go All The Way?
His new white socks, And his pants all black, His tee shirt rolled,
His watch is gold,
15. Spray your hair Answer =You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here
And think you're neat
I think your life is incomplete
But maybe that's not for me to say
16. Beauty is a coloured pencil, scribbled all around yer eye Answer =Beauty Knows No Pain 17. He's got your nameAnswer =The Downtown Talent Scout
And he's got your face
He's got your ex-old lady's place
He's here to see whats goin down
And they don't believe the things he's found
18. My heart skips a beat Answer =The Closer You Are
You and I meet
My life, my love, my dear
19. There ain't no such thing as love. Answer =I Ain't Got No Heart 20. BACKGROUND VOCALS: (I'll never forget your rat race. in fact I might... Answer =Amnesia Vivace
Oh, I suppose I'll forget you eventually
What is your name?
21. P.S. Do you use 1-percent xylocaine for deep cockhead piercings? Answer =Master Ringo
Piercing the head of the cock must be painful.
I had the head tattooed and it hurt like hell!
22. The hospital plans (yer brother drew 'em all) Answer =Society Pages
You ran the paper 'n Charity Ball
23. That's right, remember there is a big difference between Answer =Heavenly Bank Account
kneeling down and bending over...
24. And if a forest grows up Answer =It Just Might Be A One-Shot Deal
From the dirt on the floor,
Then the frog with the satchel had just
Dumped beside the door.
25.I stretched myself out onna antique bed Answer =Zomby Woof
An' my spirit did a midnite creep
You know I'll never sleep no more
26. So, it's adios, adios, my little darlin' Answer =Harder Than Your Husband
Gotta go now. . .
Keep that hankie that I gave you for when you cry
27. You can see it any time Answer =City Of Tiny Lites
When you get the squints
From your downers and your wine
You’re so big
28. If you decide to leave me, it's all over Answer =Stuff Up the Cracks
I tried to make you happy
I gave you all my love
29. The neighbors on the right sat & watched them every night Answer =Let's Make the Water Turn Black
(I bet you'd do the same if they was you)
30. My Finger got stuck. Answer =Sleep DirtFreak Out!Absolutely FreeWe're Only in It for the MoneyLumpy GravyCruising With Ruben & the JetsUncle MeatHot RatsBurnt Weeny SandwichWeasels Ripped My FleshChunga's RevengeFillmore East, June 1971200 MotelsJust Another Band From L.A.Waka/JawakaThe Grand WazooOver-Nite SensationApostrophe (')Roxy & ElsewhereOne Size Fits AllBongo FuryZoot AlluresZappa In New YorkStudio TanSleep DirtSheik YerboutiOrchestral FavoritesJoe's GarageTinseltown RebellionShut Up 'n Play Yer GuitarYou Are What You IsShip Arriving Too Late to Save a Drowning Witch[/album][artist=frank zappa]The Man from Utopia[/album][artist=frank zappa]Baby Snakes[/album][artist=frank zappa]London Symphony Orchestra, Vol. 1[/album][artist=frank zappa]Boulez Conducts Zappa: The Perfect StrangerThem or UsThing-FishFrancesco ZappaFrank Zappa Meets the Mothers of PreventionDoes Humor Belong in Music?Jazz From HellLondon Symphony Orchestra, Vol. 2Guitar[artist=frank zappa]Broadway the Hard Way[/album]The Best Band You Never Heard in Your LifeMake A Jazz Noise HerePlayground PsychoticsAhead of Their TimeThe Yellow Shark[/size]