The Never Ending Story!

 
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    • Dic 6 2010, 5:28
    At this point Lady Ga Ga turned up dressed as normal ...like a complete TWAT thinking it was a good photo opportunity , she then realised she had got it so wrong and decided to.......

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    • Dic 6 2010, 10:51
    Put her famous meat dress, which unfortunately ended in dwarfs eating her alive along with the delicious meat. And it would all end up fine, but...

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    • Dic 6 2010, 17:26
    Like Hussein before her, she has many doubles and the girl killed was only GaGa wannabe no.3, the real GaGa was flying over...

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    • Dic 6 2010, 18:26
    ...and was just about to join the "Mile High Club" when some terrible air turbulence caused...

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  • By a flying vampire, who had left his Transylvanian castle because he was pissed. And then lady GaGa went...

    This is my world. You just living in it.
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    • Dic 6 2010, 21:37
    ...on the floor. So the pilot smacked her with a rolled up newspaper and...

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    • Dic 7 2010, 11:47
    ...proceeded to solve the crossword puzzle. With this newly solved puzzle in hand, he found the secret entrancecode to.....

    Happy-Few said...
    Why smlie humans?
    Perhaps from the problem is the escape route.Perhaps this nothingness.Who knows?
  • ...Mickey Mouse's Emporium of Dangerous Cheese. Once he had snuck inside he quickly located...

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    • Dic 11 2010, 16:43
    The public Address system and proceeded to announce over the airwaves "Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit!"...at which point .........

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    • Gen 9 2011, 5:56
    a big hairy spider crawled up his pant leg and bit him hard, and then..

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    • Gen 9 2011, 13:56
    stripped Ke$ha naked and saw a snatch that'd make a blind man scream Armageddon, look like a birds nest full of raw meat and bacon grease, all caked up with the spermatozoa of angry men, dribbling fluid like a microwave full of melting gruyere, with an ugly benign tumour looked like hairy matzah balls in the mouth of Thai ladyboy when...

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    • Gen 21 2011, 9:01
    bear grylls pushed ke$ha out of the way to eat the spider for nourishment.
    Upon realizing what he just ate,bear proceeded to have explosive diarrhea for 10 hours straight, and then...

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    • Gen 27 2011, 17:17
    "Well, I think we'll have to leave it there for tonight Sonny" said Grandad, slamming the huge yellowed slab of parchment back together, as he shut the book a plume of dust escaped.. Wide eyed Timmy was disappointed, but he knew that as soon as his Grandad left the room he would get to -

  • ...pour semen and blood all over his pet hamster, Rwanda. Unfortunately....

  • ...Rwanda had grown weary of Timmy's emo inclinations. With My Chemical Romance seamlessly drowning out his owner's whiny death throes, the fearsome rodent proceeded to...

  • .....Take his shirt off and dance like there was no tomorrow. When word of this reached Muse in London, Matt Bellamy jumped to his feet and....

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    • Gen 28 2011, 11:18
    out the window, into a black hole where he had his own revelations, and then......

  • Loud-Quiet-Loud said:
    ...Rwanda had grown weary of Timmy's emo inclinations. With My Chemical Romance seamlessly drowning out his owner's whiny death throes, the fearsome rodent proceeded to...
    MCR isn't emo! xD

    Continuing:

    ...began screaming "MY PLUG IN BABY CRUCIFIES MY ENEMIES" at which point Jesus was resurrected and immediately frowned because...

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    • Gen 28 2011, 11:43
    he was wearing sandals,so jesus stole matt bellamy's shoes.
    Realizing he just broke his own father's commandment, jesus decided to.....

  • Poke his Father in the face for the contradiction and hypocritical beliefs He forced upon the world, when He came across Lucifer, He....

    We will find you in the carnage of battle. We will find your soul in the chaos. We will choose you. We will lead you to Valhalla. You are chosen, for We chose you. Welcome, to the Creed of Valkyries.
  • signed a treaty to make humanity dance around like retarded chickens...

  • .......And enjoy listening to justin beiber. However, Mr T and Chuck Norris did not approve, so they....

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  • ...combined their powers together using a giant donut but unfortunately instead of fueling their powers back at them, the donut grew a mind of its' own and ravaged New York City and parts of Idaho and then...

  • Started to spreead it's sugary goodness upon the hobo's as they licked it from the people's faces, only they didn't...

    We will find you in the carnage of battle. We will find your soul in the chaos. We will choose you. We will lead you to Valhalla. You are chosen, for We chose you. Welcome, to the Creed of Valkyries.
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    • Feb 1 2011, 17:18
    Pity the fool who didn't make much sense.
    Tired of mr t & his jibba jabba,chuck norris decided to take on this giant donut and try to resist its " sugary goodness" in hopes of.....

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