lewronggeneration

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Leaders: LeMusicDefener and bjossymandias
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Created on: 25 Sep 2013
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DAE LE BEAT[LE]S?

A swagfag belieber fake music lover MTV host was teaching a class on Lil Wayne, known for giving Freddie Mercury the HIV virus.

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Lil Wayne and accept that he is the greatest musician of all time, even greater than John Lennon!”

At this moment, a 90s kid, true rock fan, a man with good taste who was born in the wrong generation who had listened to Queen Greatest Hits a hundred times, stood up, revealing his Dark Side of The Moon t-shirt and Cheetos stains, held up a picture of Freddie Mercury - ordered to be banned on school premises.

”What race is this icon, ruiner of music?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Bieberly and smugly replied “white, therefore bad, you stupid hipster!”

”Wrong. Freddy Mercury was not a white Briton. If he was white, and what you said was real... then he woudn't be a Farsi.”

The host was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and his One Direction tour tickets. He stormed out of the room listening to modern rap - the same cRap (which consists of nothing but the world nigga over and over again) which allows black people to regurgitates and reinforce black stereotypes. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Harry "Fuck Pink Floyd" Gaga, wished he had pulled himself up by his mainstream FM radio player antenna and become more than an MTV host killing music. He wished so much that he had a vinyl copy of Led Zeppelin IV to finally be in le right generation, but he himself had demanded that it not be played in the radio to oppress 90s kids!

The students applauded and all bought the entire Beatles discography and accepted Freddie Mercury as their lord and saviour. An eagle named "Music That Actually Has Talent" flew into the room and perched atop a CD copy of Rush's Moving Pictures and shed a tear on the chalk. The entirety of Bohemian Rhapsody was sung several times, and God himself showed up and announced a Queen reunion, him being Freddie Mercury.

The MTV host lost his tenure and was fired the next day, and from then on they showed nothing but "classic rock" countdowns. He died of ear bleeding after listening to Nicki Minaj and was tossed into the wrong generation for all eternity.



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