Your Metal Is Shit

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Created on: 6 Apr 2008
Your metal is shit - and, moreover, so are you... This group is for those who know great metal when they hear it (and that Cradle of Filth are the shittiest band in all of human history).

Your metal is shit - and, moreover, so are you. Puerile black metal, pagan metal, metalcore, viking metal, pirate metal, power metal, nü metal, etc. - this is the butt-rock/hair-metal of today. There is brilliant metal and noise rock being made, and you could easily listen to it, but you don't. No, no: you listen to the shittiest music ever made. You're also an unlovable douchebag with nothing to offer the world. You should probably kill just yourself.

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  • Litter101

    Southern Belgian occult quartet. Twisted atmospheres blended with forgotten tales of witchcraft rituals. Ignobilis Ritae : A call upon the women burnt on the pyre...a requiem for those who burn.

    4 Aug 11:39am Reply
  • ElHuevas1428574

    Pseudo-intellectuals, pseudo-intellectuals, everywhere....

    3 Jul 2013 Reply
  • thiego23k

    "subjective taste" is an oxymoron [2]

    15 Dec 2012 Reply
  • Kilgorer

    melodeath, the worst of all metal genres [2]

    3 Oct 2012 Reply
  • Kida_Cut

    yeah, Cradle of Filth are the shittiest band in all of human history. and more bands too. i don't wanna waste my time to call all these bands. fuck'em.

    14 Jul 2012 Reply
  • purplehazethc

    Black metal = shit? SOMEONE hasn't been listening to any of the recent Deathspell Omega, Portal, Merrimack or Sargeist albums...

    3 Mar 2012 Reply
  • friendlyfire92

    That's not true. Stop hurting my feelings.

    21 Feb 2012 Reply
  • Shru

    melodeath, the worst of all metal genres

    14 Feb 2012 Reply
  • friendlyfire92

    "There is something heavier than what I listen to? I must create a group about how much it sucks! Black metal is crap and Anal Cunt is so good." Pathetic...

    2 Feb 2012 Reply
  • Iheartokiohotel

    best group

    22 Dec 2011 Reply
  • sotdan

    I love how polarizing this group is.

    12 Oct 2011 Reply
  • wave_patterns

    I'm sure you guys like Profanatica. Good metal.

    4 Oct 2011 Reply
  • Lord-Surreal

    Haha metalcore is one of the shittiest kinds of metal. Lamb Of God possibly being one of the worst bands I've ever heard

    1 Sep 2011 Reply
  • wave_patterns

    Haha, most metalcore is shit. This can be mathematically proven. You should probably just kill yourself. And I also listen to black metal, but I join for the lulz.

    25 Aug 2011 Reply
  • bobo9390

    I was going to join this group until I saw metalcore listed as one of the supposed shitty genres. No, thanks.

    18 Aug 2011 Reply
  • The_Dark_Cyan

    My taste is absolute.

    17 Aug 2011 Reply
  • Lord-Surreal

    Nuttersaurus you're a moron, how can you say bands like Melvins and Saint Vitus aren't as heavy? That's just plain fucking retarded

    4 Aug 2011 Reply
  • NuttersaurusRex

    Oh I get it, it's a bunch of rock fans who don't really like metal but pretend to be really knowledgable about it. I get it. I don't know why I keep clicking on this group, it pops up on some bands' pages I go to.

    28 Jun 2011 Reply
  • NuttersaurusRex

    "Few death metal bands are any good. And I don't see any sort of grindcore here, really" Case and point. Hipsters hate death metal. I guess I should have said they ironically blare grindcore from time to time, not enjoy it. But yeah half of the bands here can hardly be considered metal so I wouldn't think the people advocating the stuff here are really authoritative on metal......I mean you know the thing about metal is that it's heavy, right? You guys really seem to be going out of your way to avoid any amount of real heaviness.

    28 Jun 2011 Reply
  • Lord_Krichian

    cradle of filth aint that bad. ive heard worse shit

    14 Jun 2011 Reply
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