In the dire need of love and affection, I, Jonathan, am shelling out $200 to go see my best friend in Maryland. His wife has taken away his manhood, and I am coming to bring it back. This is actually the first time ever leaving my house on my own. This could be because I'm a sheltered pansy. But, I'm making this thread to ask you all: What do I need to bring with me? Like I said, I have no fucking clue what to bring whatsoever. I was thinking of roughing it. Like, bringing only toothpaste/tooth brush, and a pillow. I have no idea.
Kaiser's trip to Maryland.