Favorite MP sketch...

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- bablo1 said...
- User
- 16 Mar 2009, 00:11
Dead parrot,
Funniest joke in the World.
Upper Class Twit of the Year
Bicycle Repair Man
Mosquito Hunting
Sex Lesson from Meaning Of Life
Every Sperm Is Sacred song
Galaxy Song
Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life [this song always makes me happy :-) ]

[quote][b][user]bablo1[/user][/b] said: Dead parrot, Funniest joke in the World. Upper Class Twit of the Year Bicycle Repair Man Mosquito Hunting Sex Lesson from Meaning Of Life Every Sperm Is Sacred song Galaxy Song Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life [this song always makes me happy :-) ] [/quote]

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- deathpetrol said...
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- 16 Mar 2009, 22:43
Ministry of silly walks or funniest joke in the world

FAiLED

[quote][b][user]deathpetrol[/user][/b] said: Ministry of silly walks or funniest joke in the world[/quote]

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- aamulote said...
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- 4 Aug 2009, 10:15
Killer bunny

[quote][b][user]aamulote[/user][/b] said: Killer bunny [/quote]

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- Amig186 said...
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- 5 Aug 2009, 10:34
The funniest joke in the world. "This man has just invented the funniest joke in the world. As a result he will die...laughing"

[quote][b][user]Amig186[/user][/b] said: The funniest joke in the world. "This man has just invented the funniest joke in the world. As a result he will die...laughing"[/quote]

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- Elnombrai said...
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- 19 Aug 2009, 11:26
what is your favorite colour?
Red... no yellow
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

[quote][b][user]Elnombrai[/user][/b] said: what is your favorite colour? Red... no yellow AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH[/quote]

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- soophj said...
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- 23 Sep 2009, 15:59
Does your wife go? Is she a goer? I bet she does, I bet she does. Whoooa!

[quote][b][user]soophj[/user][/b] said: Does your wife go? Is she a goer? I bet she does, I bet she does. Whoooa![/quote]

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- u2martyman said...
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- 18 Nov 2009, 11:56
"I don't like spam! I don't want any spam!"

Meh...

[quote][b][user]u2martyman[/user][/b] said: "I don't like spam! I don't want any spam!"[/quote]

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- [Deleted user] said...
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- 21 Dec 2009, 03:11
[King Arthur chops the Black Knight's right arm off]
ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy
merc—
BLACK KNIGHT: [kicking ARTHUR in the head and knocking him down] Hah! Come on then!
ARTHUR: What!?
!!!

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: [King Arthur chops the Black Knight's right arm off] ARTHUR: [b]Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy merc—[/b] BLACK KNIGHT: [b][kicking ARTHUR in the head and knocking him down] Hah! Come on then! [/b] ARTHUR: What!? !!![/quote]

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- [Deleted user] said...
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- 21 Dec 2009, 03:20
Oh, I love this one:

ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say.... We will say...‘ni’.
CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!
ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily.... Ni!
CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies!
ARTHUR: Ni!
BEDEVERE: Nu! Nu!
ARTHUR: [To BEDEVERE] No, no, no, no. It’s not that, it’s ‘ni’.
BEDEVERE: Nu!
ARTHUR: No, no—‘ni’. You’re not doing it properly.
BEDEVERE: Nu! Ni!
ARTHUR: That’s it, that’s it, you’ve got it.
ARTHUR and BEDEVERE: [To OLD CRONE] Ni! Ni!
[Enter ROGER THE SHRUBBER]
ROGER: Are you saying ‘ni’ to that old woman?
ARTHUR: Um... yes.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: Oh, I love this one: ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say.... We will say...‘ni’. CRONE: Agh! Do your worst! ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily.... Ni! CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies! ARTHUR: Ni! [b]BEDEVERE: Nu! Nu! ARTHUR: [To BEDEVERE] No, no, no, no. It’s not that, it’s ‘ni’. BEDEVERE: Nu! ARTHUR: No, no—‘ni’. You’re not doing it properly. BEDEVERE: Nu! Ni![/b] ARTHUR: That’s it, that’s it, you’ve got it. ARTHUR and BEDEVERE: [To OLD CRONE] Ni! Ni! [Enter ROGER THE SHRUBBER] ROGER: Are you saying ‘ni’ to that old woman? ARTHUR: Um... yes.[/quote]

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- FruLoveNess said...
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- 2 Jan 2010, 16:06
I love Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit damn it! ha haa ha and Silly disturbances (the Rev. Arthur Belling) from the 36 episode xD haha ... but really... is it possible to choose one favourite? Of course not silly. (:(:

Going through life as yourself is the strongest thing you can do. J.F.

[quote][b][user]FruLoveNess[/user][/b] said: I love Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit damn it! ha haa ha and Silly disturbances (the Rev. Arthur Belling) from the 36 episode xD haha ... but really... is it possible to choose one favourite? Of course not silly. (:(:[/quote]

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- Gabi_Risin said...
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- 30 Jan 2010, 09:46
Dead parrot
Spanish Inquisition
The Knights
Jehowa
Every Sperm is Sacred
Lumberjack Song
The bridge of death

"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."

[quote][b][user]Gabi_Risin[/user][/b] said: Dead parrot Spanish Inquisition The Knights Jehowa Every Sperm is Sacred Lumberjack Song The bridge of death[/quote]

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- FruLoveNess said...
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- 10 Feb 2010, 09:55
ok, i made up my mind! the best for now is
'Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)' from the 31 episode!
ha ha haa
fuckin' awesome !! xD

Going through life as yourself is the strongest thing you can do. J.F.

[quote][b][user]FruLoveNess[/user][/b] said: ok, i made up my mind! the best for now is 'Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)' from the 31 episode! ha ha haa fuckin' awesome !! xD[/quote]

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- PirttiHirmu said...
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- 30 Mar 2010, 21:55
In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" the scene where this guy asks the questions and if one answers correctly to all three he/she may cross the bridge. When Arthur is asked what is the flying speed of a swallow he just replies which one of the swallows. The guy answers "I don't know" and is himself thrown to the pit. I just laughed my ass off when I saw that. :'D

[quote][b][user]PirttiHirmu[/user][/b] said: In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" the scene where this guy asks the questions and if one answers correctly to all three he/she may cross the bridge. When Arthur is asked what is the flying speed of a swallow he just replies which one of the swallows. The guy answers "I don't know" and is himself thrown to the pit. I just laughed my ass off when I saw that. :'D[/quote]

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- WeihnachtsWolf said...
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- 13 Jun 2010, 04:24
-I was saying "Argument Clinic", but it just isn't.
-The repressed villager (" Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.")
-"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who." and the rest of Sir Lanzelots tale.

Unholy evil Prophets rise
Fire is raining from the endless Skies
Can you hear the final Thunder roaring?

NAPALM IN THE MORNING!

[quote][b][user]WeihnachtsWolf[/user][/b] said: -I was saying "Argument Clinic", but it just isn't. -The repressed villager (" Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.") -"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who." and the rest of Sir Lanzelots tale.[/quote]

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- [Deleted user] said...
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- 6 Jul 2010, 16:03
hungarian phrase book.

my nipples explode with delight!

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: hungarian phrase book. my nipples explode with delight![/quote]

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- Dafitt666 said...
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- 2 Aug 2010, 15:57
Every single sketch mentioned here plus all the rest^^

sorry, it's just that i can't decide for there are so many awesome sketches of mp ;)

[quote][b][user]Dafitt666[/user][/b] said: Every single sketch mentioned here plus all the rest^^ sorry, it's just that i can't decide for there are so many awesome sketches of mp ;)[/quote]

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- Bkkjunk said...
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- 21 Aug 2010, 17:02
I leke nearly all possible sketches. But my all time favourite is Find the Fish. I even created group for it: http://www.last.fm/group/Find+The+Fish

[quote][b][user]Bkkjunk[/user][/b] said: I leke nearly all possible sketches. But my all time favourite is Find the Fish. I even created group for it: http://www.last.fm/group/Find+The+Fish[/quote]

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