The knights who say "Ni" » Discussions

Favorite MP sketch...

 
    • bablo1 said...
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    • 16 Mar 2009, 00:11
    Dead parrot,
    Funniest joke in the World.
    Upper Class Twit of the Year
    Bicycle Repair Man
    Mosquito Hunting
    Sex Lesson from Meaning Of Life
    Every Sperm Is Sacred song
    Galaxy Song
    Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life [this song always makes me happy :-) ]

  • Ministry of silly walks or funniest joke in the world

    FAiLED



  • Killer bunny

    • Amig186 said...
    • User
    • 5 Aug 2009, 10:34
    The funniest joke in the world. "This man has just invented the funniest joke in the world. As a result he will die...laughing"

  • what is your favorite colour?
    Red... no yellow
    AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • soophj said...
    • User
    • 23 Sep 2009, 15:59
    Does your wife go? Is she a goer? I bet she does, I bet she does. Whoooa!

  • "I don't like spam! I don't want any spam!"

    Meh...
    • [Deleted user] said...
    • User
    • 21 Dec 2009, 03:11
    [King Arthur chops the Black Knight's right arm off]
    ARTHUR: Victory is mine! [kneeling] We thank thee Lord, that in thy
    merc—

    BLACK KNIGHT: [kicking ARTHUR in the head and knocking him down] Hah! Come on then!
    ARTHUR: What!?
    !!!

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 21 Dec 2009, 03:20
    Oh, I love this one:

    ARTHUR: If you do not tell us where we can buy a shrubbery, my friend and I will say.... We will say...‘ni’.
    CRONE: Agh! Do your worst!
    ARTHUR: Very well! If you will not assist us voluntarily.... Ni!
    CRONE: No! Never! No shrubberies!
    ARTHUR: Ni!
    BEDEVERE: Nu! Nu!
    ARTHUR: [To BEDEVERE] No, no, no, no. It’s not that, it’s ‘ni’.
    BEDEVERE: Nu!
    ARTHUR: No, no—‘ni’. You’re not doing it properly.
    BEDEVERE: Nu! Ni!

    ARTHUR: That’s it, that’s it, you’ve got it.
    ARTHUR and BEDEVERE: [To OLD CRONE] Ni! Ni!
    [Enter ROGER THE SHRUBBER]
    ROGER: Are you saying ‘ni’ to that old woman?
    ARTHUR: Um... yes.

  • I love Self Defence Against Fresh Fruit damn it! ha haa ha and Silly disturbances (the Rev. Arthur Belling) from the 36 episode xD haha ... but really... is it possible to choose one favourite? Of course not silly. (:(:

    Going through life as yourself is the strongest thing you can do. J.F.
  • Dead parrot
    Spanish Inquisition
    The Knights
    Jehowa
    Every Sperm is Sacred
    Lumberjack Song
    The bridge of death

    "I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
  • ok, i made up my mind! the best for now is
    'Theory on Brontosauruses by Anne Elk (Miss)' from the 31 episode!
    ha ha haa
    fuckin' awesome !! xD

    Going through life as yourself is the strongest thing you can do. J.F.
  • In the movie "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" the scene where this guy asks the questions and if one answers correctly to all three he/she may cross the bridge. When Arthur is asked what is the flying speed of a swallow he just replies which one of the swallows. The guy answers "I don't know" and is himself thrown to the pit. I just laughed my ass off when I saw that. :'D

  • -I was saying "Argument Clinic", but it just isn't.
    -The repressed villager (" Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.")
    -"Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who." and the rest of Sir Lanzelots tale.

    Unholy evil Prophets rise
    Fire is raining from the endless Skies
    Can you hear the final Thunder roaring?

    NAPALM IN THE MORNING!
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 6 Jul 2010, 16:03
    hungarian phrase book.

    my nipples explode with delight!

  • Every single sketch mentioned here plus all the rest^^

    sorry, it's just that i can't decide for there are so many awesome sketches of mp ;)

    • Bkkjunk said...
    • User
    • 21 Aug 2010, 17:02
    I leke nearly all possible sketches. But my all time favourite is Find the Fish. I even created group for it: http://www.last.fm/group/Find+The+Fish

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