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- jcjohnson63 said...
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- 20 Apr 2008, 23:52
worst movie ever.......

i dare to offer this for a thread. maybe it's too controversial.but,anyway,i tried to watch an elvis presley movie called "stay away joe" and this has got to be THE worst movie he made! and that's really saying something.the bull had the best role!!! take elvis,burgess meredith and paint them in man-tan to pretend they are indians.use every stereotype and mix.stay away from stay away joe.

love is all you need! is there anybody alive out there?

[quote][b][user]jcjohnson63[/user][/b] said: i dare to offer this for a thread. maybe it's too controversial.but,anyway,i tried to watch an elvis presley movie called "stay away joe" and this has got to be THE worst movie he made! and that's really saying something.the bull had the best role!!! take elvis,burgess meredith and paint them in man-tan to pretend they are indians.use every stereotype and mix.stay away from stay away joe.[/quote]

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- oldschool-music said...
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- 21 Apr 2008, 07:17
That "stay away joe" trailer made me laugh lol.

condemnation without investigation is the height of IGNORANCE

[quote][b][user]oldschool-music[/user][/b] said: That "stay away joe" trailer made me laugh lol. [/quote]

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- jlacciari15 said...
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- 21 Apr 2008, 14:15
Jingle all the Way

I think 'Jingle all the Way' is the worst film i've seen. I was a child then and it even bored me. Schwarzenegger didn't have to do something like that.

Another horrible film is 'Hulk'. I like Jennifer Connelly so much... but what a bad performance, between Eric Bana... I hope Edward Norton's Hulk will be much better.

Johnny Walker

[quote][b][user]jlacciari15[/user][/b] said: I think 'Jingle all the Way' is the worst film i've seen. I was a child then and it even bored me. Schwarzenegger didn't have to do something like that. Another horrible film is 'Hulk'. I like Jennifer Connelly so much... but what a bad performance, between Eric Bana... I hope Edward Norton's Hulk will be much better.[/quote]

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- EmmaJames said...
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- 21 Apr 2008, 15:14
I really disliked that movie with Richard Gere... Shall We Dance? I think it was.
I felt like getting out of the cinema. Where is the story in this film?

[quote][b][user]EmmaJames[/user][/b] said: I really disliked that movie with Richard Gere... Shall We Dance? I think it was. I felt like getting out of the cinema. Where is the story in this film?[/quote]

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- jcjohnson63 said...
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- 21 Apr 2008, 17:18
oh,yeah.basic instinct. nuff said,right?

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[quote][b][user]jcjohnson63[/user][/b] said: oh,yeah.basic instinct. nuff said,right?[/quote]

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- BluesRok said...
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- 22 Apr 2008, 01:56
I know that this movie was considered "high art" by Hollywood elite, but I thought that "The Hours" was sheer agony to watch.

Here's a parody trailer:

BluesRok / Jay

[quote][b][user]BluesRok[/user][/b] said: I know that this movie was considered "high art" by Hollywood elite, but I thought that "The Hours" was sheer agony to watch. Here's a parody trailer: [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4NMkEmH8zI[/youtube][/quote]

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- jcjohnson63 said...
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- 22 Apr 2008, 02:16
there was one other movie i could not watch and turned off halfway through. the man who fell from earth. i do not under stand what the plot was supposed to be.

love is all you need! is there anybody alive out there?

[quote][b][user]jcjohnson63[/user][/b] said: there was one other movie i could not watch and turned off halfway through. the man who fell from earth. i do not under stand what the plot was supposed to be.[/quote]

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- oldschool-music said...
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- 22 Apr 2008, 09:21
Batman & Robin was soo bad, check out this clip, there are so many lame one-liners, and unnecessary buttshots lol.

condemnation without investigation is the height of IGNORANCE

[quote][b][user]oldschool-music[/user][/b] said: Batman & Robin was soo bad, check out this clip, there are so many lame one-liners, and unnecessary buttshots lol. [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJWpmPGCR1c[/youtube][/quote]

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- jcjohnson63 said...
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- 22 Apr 2008, 15:54
i don't know. i like alcica silverstone. grrrrrr.also, the t.v. series from the 60's had a camp quality.maybe they were trying for something like taht.

love is all you need! is there anybody alive out there?

[quote][b][user]jcjohnson63[/user][/b] said: i don't know. i like alcica silverstone. grrrrrr.also, the t.v. series from the 60's had a camp quality.maybe they were trying for something like taht.[/quote]

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- oldschool-music said...
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- 26 Apr 2008, 00:38
Ok I got another crap film in mind that everyone else seems to love but it made me soo angry, "high school musical" i think disney's shit now btw i miss the old classics.

condemnation without investigation is the height of IGNORANCE

[quote][b][user]oldschool-music[/user][/b] said: Ok I got another crap film in mind that everyone else seems to love but it made me soo angry, "high school musical" i think disney's shit now btw i miss the old classics. [youtube]http://youtube.com/watch?v=k7zzbB17Fvo[/youtube][/quote]

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- jcjohnson63 said...
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- 26 Apr 2008, 09:54
unfortunately, every generation had it's teen pablum.

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[quote][b][user]jcjohnson63[/user][/b] said: unfortunately, every generation had it's teen pablum.[/quote]

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- _Tarkus_ said...
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- 2 May 2008, 18:43
Way too difficult of a topic, but Norbit is the worst film I've seen in recent memory.

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[quote][b][user]_Tarkus_[/user][/b] said: Way too difficult of a topic, but [i]Norbit[/i] is the worst film I've seen in recent memory.[/quote]

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- l-e-i-g-h said...
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- 4 May 2008, 12:47
I don't like movies which were directed by Kevin Smith and stupid comedies like "Austin Powers in Goldmember".

~ Do you believe in magic?

[quote][b][user]l-e-i-g-h[/user][/b] said: I don't like movies which were directed by Kevin Smith and stupid comedies like "Austin Powers in Goldmember". [/quote]

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- grossy2 said...
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- 5 May 2008, 23:50
GRUDGE 1 & 2 suck for me...

yeah yeah yeah

[quote][b][user]grossy2[/user][/b] said: [b][i]GRUDGE 1 & 2[/i][/b] suck for me...[/quote]

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- MySideOfTheMoon said...
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- 7 Jul 2008, 13:09
teeth and sacrifice..no comment on these ones!

[quote][b][user]MySideOfTheMoon[/user][/b] said: teeth and sacrifice..no comment on these ones! [/quote]

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- dethintwosec said...
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- 10 Jul 2008, 09:24
All Japanese movies.

[quote][b][user]dethintwosec[/user][/b] said: All Japanese movies.[/quote]

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- _Tarkus_ said...
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- 10 Jul 2008, 15:52
Come on, the old Godzilla movies are a lot of fun! :)

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[quote][b][user]_Tarkus_[/user][/b] said: Come on, the old [i]Godzilla[/i] movies are a lot of fun! :)[/quote]

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- BrianJohnson89 said...
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- 10 Jul 2008, 18:41
All movies of genius Uwe Boll...

Do you feel lucky?

[quote][b][user]BrianJohnson89[/user][/b] said: All movies of genius Uwe Boll...[/quote]

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- said...
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- 13 Jul 2008, 17:21
I have tried to watch the latest Peter Jackson King Kong movie two times, but I just can't get through the whole flic... It stinks, and the scene where they run along with the dinosaurs with the cameras and all... well, it really isn't that beliveable. Then I usually press stop.

[quote][b][user][/user][/b] said: I have tried to watch the latest Peter Jackson [b]King Kong[/b] movie two times, but I just can't get through the whole flic... It stinks, and the scene where they run along with the dinosaurs with the cameras and all... well, it really isn't that beliveable. Then I usually press stop.[/quote]

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- oldschool-music said...
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- 13 Jul 2008, 22:48
yea the CGI in that movie wasn't convincing to me at all, plus the ending dragged on way tooo much, there were about 3 or 4 scenes where i thought the movie would (or should) have ended but then it went on and i was like fuuuuuuuckkkkk. i also hate anything with young, amateur actors... Honey, Step Up, Fast and Furious. those movies are kinda shallow and lame.

condemnation without investigation is the height of IGNORANCE

[quote][b][user]oldschool-music[/user][/b] said: yea the CGI in that movie wasn't convincing to me at all, plus the ending dragged on way tooo much, there were about 3 or 4 scenes where i thought the movie would (or should) have ended but then it went on and i was like fuuuuuuuckkkkk. i also hate anything with young, amateur actors... Honey, Step Up, Fast and Furious. those movies are kinda shallow and lame.[/quote]

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- _Tarkus_ said...
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- 14 Jul 2008, 00:48
Heh, I thought it was the best King Kong movie ever, and most of my friends and family agree.

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[quote][b][user]_Tarkus_[/user][/b] said: Heh, I thought it was the best [i]King Kong[/i] movie ever, and most of my friends and family agree.[/quote]

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- Savior_GW said...
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- 14 Jul 2008, 23:19
Low budget: Violent Shit (german 80s-amateur-splatter-flick!).
Mid budget: House of the Dead (A Uwe Boll movie. Period.).
High budget: U-571 (Even though David Ayer - one of my favorite directors! - co-scripted it, it's very bad... yuck!).

[quote][b][user]Savior_GW[/user][/b] said: Low budget: [i]Violent Shit[/i] (german 80s-amateur-splatter-flick!). Mid budget: [i]House of the Dead[/i] (A Uwe Boll movie. Period.). High budget: [i]U-571[/i] (Even though David Ayer - one of my favorite directors! - co-scripted it, it's very bad... yuck!).[/quote]

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- brand929 said...
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- 7 Aug 2008, 01:31
Showgirls is the most God awful piece of trash I've ever laid eyes on, and ironically it's one of my favorite movies too =D That movie is the epitome of "so bad it's good."

[quote][b][user]brand929[/user][/b] said: Showgirls is the most God awful piece of trash I've ever laid eyes on, and ironically it's one of my favorite movies too =D That movie is the epitome of "so bad it's good."[/quote]

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- SonicExplosion said...
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- 8 Aug 2008, 04:02
10000 B.C. I made it about 30 minutes through this movie and had to shut it off...It is too absurd to even try to describe how absurd it is.

[quote][b][user]SonicExplosion[/user][/b] said: 10000 B.C. I made it about 30 minutes through this movie and had to shut it off...It is too absurd to even try to describe how absurd it is.[/quote]

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- oldschool-music said...
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- 8 Aug 2008, 08:19
meet the spartans and epic movie

condemnation without investigation is the height of IGNORANCE

[quote][b][user]oldschool-music[/user][/b] said: meet the spartans and epic movie [/quote]

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