Fave Quotes?

  • I am the narrator, he does my bidding.
    At first I thought it was a sea anemone, but under closer inspection I realised it was a funky ball of tits from outer space.
    Anything by the moon, or Tony Harrison.

    • Saovine said...
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    • 24 Aug 2007, 22:04
    'that's right! I raped a dolphin!'

    'I asked for track 12, didn't I?'

    'Fuckin' warning ya, Flipper...'

    'in your what pal?'

    Basically, everything what Hitcher says in the Ruby of Kukundu ;]


    'I love the chosen one! Loving him is lotsa fun!'
    'AAAA! I've got bunches!!!'
    'you look like jacket potato'
    'lost in the blinding whiteness of the tundraa!'
    'Nana Nana go away, come again another day!'
    ' oh yeah? I've got travelcard!!'
    'I'm gonna have to turn my back on ya'
    'Bigleg has a big fuckin leg, right?'
    'I'm a cockney flower, watch me shower!'
    'cuz I've got 8 of something ;>'
    'do not worry Miranda, we're alone now'
    'I am electroboy'

    And omg so much more!!!

    • H423 said...
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    • 31 Aug 2007, 14:45
    "Luckily a wolf broke my fall. Then it attacked me"

  • Bainbridge: Naboo are you in a trance?

    Naboo: No i'm listening to fleetwood mac

    Bainbridge: Ah rumours

    Naboo: No tusk

    *looses control of bowel movement through laughter*

    Neil armstrong come he walking on me face

    Oh gimme that funky milk

  • "Yeah, big deal! (Points to scar on his stomach) Nicky Clarke, hottest you can get. Fell asleep on them when I was pissed!"

    "As if, Lady Fame's at my house all the time, knocking at the door, I got to Tesco's, she's hanging on to my cords."

    "Chica-Chic-ow.. OW!! Man, my hat's on fire! What's wrong with you, you blind, why didn't you tell me?"

    Vince: You'll be alright won't you, I mean, you're a Shaman it's a pretty specialist job.
    Naboo: Yeah. I might turn myself into a Mighty Hawk.
    Vince: A what?
    Naboo: [whispering] A Mighty Hawk.
    Vince: Oh, right.
    Naboo: Or I might work in Dixons. I haven't decided yet.

    Vince: Howard Moon; Jazz Maverick, Novelist, Cyclist, Genre Spanner, Rider of the Penny Farthing, Stamp Collector...
    Howard:Vince Noir; Electro...Poof!

  • "It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho." :D

    I would if I could but I can't so I won't
  • Vince: Are you really a ghost? That is genius...
    Howard: What're you doing?
    Vince: Sorry, I thought I could put my hand through you.
    Howard: No, we spent all the budget on your hair, remember?
    Vince: Sorry about that. It is looking good!

    Naboo: This is two kittens in a barrel, look at them in there, having a whale of a time. You see the one on the left? He's called Phillip. Now when you look into Phillip's eyes your anger will receed like an ocean.....

    Naboo: I'm gonna have to turn my back on you...!

    Procrastinators of the world unite...tomorrow!
  • "Speak English you fool! Your face is confusing enough!"

  • the name's howard moon, coming at you like a flannel

    you know nothing of the crunch

    Put away those fiery biscuits...

    and when the moon sings lovecats always has me in hysterics

  • "Suck on that subsection"

  • ...Later on, there'll be an aquatic display at 3.30 and again at 5.30. I'll be, myself, participating in that as a porpoise jockey, in the porpoise derby. I don't know if you've ever seen a man ride a porpoise but it can be quite thrilling; quite a thrilling sight for a... young lady to see.

    My eyes are smaller than yours, I can fit mine twice in yours with room to spare Sir.

    I'm the sheriff of stationery village

    ...is it true that you are an erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind?

    I see a boundary, I eat a boundary, and wash it down with a mug of hot steamin' rules

    Lies, lies from tiny eyes.

    Whenever you’re feeling a bit angry, I want you to look at Phillip and your anger will recede like an ocean.

  • "I'm gona hurt ya"

    - Old Gregg

  • you have past the balls test: many lesser men would of sucked my balls, as they are worth well over 75 euro... haha Rudie is the best :D oh and the bit about bootsy collins and the funk shake :D

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    • 13 Jan 2008, 14:04
    Went to a graveyard yesterday Yeah. Got naked... did a shit on a tombstone

    What? Have i got shit on my face?


    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 18 Jan 2008, 14:08
    Vince Noir: [Holds up a cassette tape] This is the best of the sixties.
    [Holds up another cassette] And this is the best of the seventies.
    [lifts a huge stack of cassettes] And this is Gary Numan.

    Howard Moon: Don't get too close to the animals cos, they die. It's the first rule of zookeeping.
    Vince Noir: What about you and Jack Cooper?
    Howard Moon: What about me and Jack? Me and Jack aquaintances. We got close, too close some people said.
    Vince Noir: Yeah
    Howard Moon: I don't know what the rumours were.
    Vince Noir: That you were bumming him.

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    • 19 Feb 2008, 06:55
    BELiiNDAx said:
    Went to a graveyard yesterday Yeah. Got naked... did a shit on a tombstone

  • The Moon: I was having a wank!

    don't think you're havin all the fun
    you know me i hate everyone...
  • Mr Susan's "There Are Over sventeen Mirrors in The Mirror World"

    Or anyhting by Rudi, The Hitcher Or Tommy Nooka

    • rida89 said...
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    • 24 Mar 2008, 16:48
    vince: yeah, i'm the great confuser. is he a man?, is he a woman? oh, i don't think i really mind.

    just thinking about it makes me laugh!!

  • Listen you #%**# mutt, you lay one finger on ol' shrimp eye's wife and swear to god I'll fill your face in...

  • "Don't be mocking my mocha"

    "The wolf attacked me but fortunately I had a pistol hidden in my mustache"

    "Speak English you fool! Your face is confusing enough!"

    "Howard was on fire, he was improvising like a motherbitch"

    Oh I could keep going. Every sentence they say makes me laugh. Seriously. :D

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    • 17 Apr 2008, 14:56
    stop trying to lure me in with a crimp!!

    ...and that's why I can't go for that

    Where Fossil tells the story with the numbers????
    and number 2 says unlock the dooor!!

    basically the whole ep power of the crimp

    "Well that's very big talk sir, sounds like a challenge."
    "Well perhaps it is a challenge, sir"
    "Well is it a challenge?"
    *slight pause* "yes"

    "bouncy bouncy oooh such a good time.. bouncy bouncy, shoes all in a line.. bouncy bouncy everybody somersault, somersault summertime everybody sing along.." etc

    so amazing.

  • There are so many! I've become hooked on the radio series lately, so:
    Bob Fossil - "I don't need cobras crawlin' all over my bunghole"
    & the bit where Tommy leads Vince and Howard out of danger, "get a good price...that WAS a good price." etc.

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 9 Jun 2008, 21:29

    "Gather round! Not you, fire!" is hilarious, especially with the expression on the fire's face.

    And the guy that works for the evil Cockney: "Apples and pears, and various other fruits..."

    • Ssk13 said...
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    • 10 Jun 2008, 22:59
    Remember when that llama got out?

    Yeah, he went AWOL, ran around hoofin' e'ryone!

    <3 Sarah

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