Fave Quotes?

 
  • Blood on the walls of London town, Satan's evil in a nylon gown


    I don't accessorize. I'm Howard Moon. There's a simple truth to me.


    The tie's a multi purpose accessory, y'know. Belt... school boy... Rambo


    Not you naan bread.


    I’m Howard Moon. I rain down the pain. I’m Monsoon Moon. Coming at you like a beam, like a ray, like a laser. Don’t try and stop me. I’m quick like lightning, I’m frightening.


    I think you're a nice modern gentleman.


    See the thing about Gary Numan right? Is he's a pop star... but he's also got a pilot's license! Imagine that!


    Milky! You son of a bitch!

    i don't know what that means but i know that i mean it.
    • gregsfm said...
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    • 5 Feb 2007, 20:39
    trapped in a box by a cockney hitcher. have a cuppa tea, have a cuppa tea....





    topshop

  • mine would be...

    calm a llama down, calm a llama
    deep down in the ocean blue
    like a barnacle
    sitting in a tight place
    laughing like a monkey arm
    pulling like a china boy
    carraway carraway carraway
    noise!
    boing, chikka masala
    boing, chikka masala
    oooooh
    tooth, tooth
    *suck in air*


    vince's facial expression at the end cracks me up everytime. love it :)

    xxxx

    • CH4NDA said...
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    • 9 Feb 2007, 16:21
    vince: i read a pamphlet.
    howard: so what? i once looked at a hedge.

  • "Howard was on fire, he was improvising like a mother bitch"

    "Gather round, not you naan bread"

    Basically the whole of The Legend of Old Gregg

  • 'Well bite my radius! Ladius!

    You've been a great crowd...'




    'STEPPY STEPPY STEP STEP'

    • H423 said...
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    • 15 Feb 2007, 02:47
    “I took a note, a sawtooth wave off this pantomime four, put it back here, regen’d it through itself, mixed it with the sound of his crab committing suicide then let it stew for about three hours right, then pump it all out through this old shoe to give it this oakey tombre”

  • Trapped in cabinets, trapped in cabinets
    Can he get out?
    Will he get out?
    'course he can!
    Trapped in cabinets....

    Evil Prisoner guy on the radio show:
    "I'm gonna snap your nose off and toss it at a vicar"
    and the deleted one:
    "I'm gonna chop your skin off and then tuck it all up meself"

    Finally, more radio show:
    V:But what about Tony the Prawn?
    B:Well yeah, he's bringing the people in, but then he's staring right through them into their freakin' souls!
    V:It's not his fault, he's a lonely prawn!


    (V: he looked right through me,
    his eyes like black fists...
    H: what, punching through .. your .. unconcious?)

  • The old Gregg episode is amazing...I love the line
    "I'm attached to your rod Mother licka" had me laughing for days.
    I also love the Tundra episode when Howard says to Vince "I love you Vince" and then Vince starts laughing.
    Howard: "Are you laughing at me now"...funny moment;)

    Bainbridge and Bob Fossil "Turn Around, every now and then i get a little bit lonely and your never coming round"...classic;)

  • "What? Naboo looks about 12!"

    Should I stay or should I go?
  • "What do you see when you look at me? Gandolf the hoary old wizard?"

    "Aaaaah! It's a floating cup!!"

    "Imagine that, the poncho/sombrero combo...I'd be off my tits in happiness."

    "If you don't like the papoose system, I also have a wheel that clicks into my chin."
    "What are you, a kit!?"

    "Killed a swan today.... did a shit on it."

    Also, not really a quote, but when Howard punches out the little boy in Killeroo.

  • oh yeah, and

    "See a peanut, the day's off to a good start......witness some soil, it's a jamboree for Vince Noir."

  • very short but enjoyable

    "calibano!"

    UNLEASH THE FUCKING BATS!

    Juliet loves the beat and the lust in commands
    drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands Romeo
  • And i really like 'you love it you slags!'

    UNLEASH THE FUCKING BATS!

    Juliet loves the beat and the lust in commands
    drop the dagger and lather the blood on your hands Romeo
  • "I Will come quicker that Honduuuuuu the Volkswagen"-Bryan Ferry/Terry Wogan.

    oooo iv bin rumbled!
  • "BOOM! chick-a, masala
    BOOM! chick-a, masala"

    "ice, cold, nowhere to go..."

    naboo: "where's my frog gone?"
    howard: "you smoked it last night."
    naboo: "oh yeah."


    locksmith gives vince a smaller penny whistle.
    "what's this?"
    "change."

  • "he escaped from the ice using the heat from his moustache"

    "you've had enough word nourishment"

    Edited by Kieran0411 on 16 May 2007, 07:48
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 22 Apr 2007, 20:02
    three dimensional truth nuggets

    and

    nun sandwich..

  • "Don't kill me. I've got so much to give."

    "That's because he's a communist. He doesn't understand the service industry."

    "It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho."

    "You're fruit salad Vince, everyone knows it."

    "Circumfrence?" "Yeah, hair circumfrence."

    "I'm a cockney bitch. I'm a raggermuffin from the streets." "You're a french duke."

    "Thats not a game, is it really, that. That's just a sequence of events. A sequence of horrific events culminating in a rape. Wheres the game element in that?" "Its not an ordinary rape, its a rabbit rape. Its a terrific bunny bumming."

    "I've always imagined Death as more of a coffee drinker."

    "Like crisps, under bison."

  • not you naan bread.

    rofl.

    • tacoboy said...
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    • 7 Jul 2007, 03:09
    You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full.

    Why?

    Because there's somethin' out there... somethin' evil... somethin' that goes by the name of Old Gregg...

    ...who?

    Ol' Gregg. Legendary fish. Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.

    Some say he's a ghost. Can't catch what don't exists. Hook goes right through 'im.

    Some say he's acquired the taste of human meat, won't respond to conventional bait. Only way to hook him is to use a child's toe.

    And some say, Old Gregg is like a, a big fish finger, but big! Like um, like a garage. As big as a garage. Imagine that fish finger, when you can see it is as big as a garage, oh! It isn't small, it's the big one! Like that.

    You should never go out on Black Lake when the moon be full.
    Why?
    Because there's somethin' out there... somethin' evil... somethin' that goes by the name of Old Gregg...
    ...who?
    Ol' Gregg. Legendary fish. Some say he's half man, half fish. Others say it's more of a seventy-thirty split. Whatever the percentage, he's one fishy bastard.
  • I do the double-stuff.

    (This, in the same scene after saying Howard Moon, colon, explorer.)

    lmao

  • "That sounds Electric"

    "He dont know i licked his back"

    "Do you love me?"

    "and i'm king of the mods"


    vince: hey, im dark
    howard: you're candyfloss.
    vince: im made of blackjacks
    howard: you're fruit salad vince, we all know that

    ooo tis a bad monkey
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 28 Jul 2007, 18:16
    "that's a raspberry bootlace you berk"

    ^___^

  • "What would Mick Jagger do if he was confronted by the almighty abyss?"

    "Well, he'd probably do something like this..."

    [not exact sorry :S]

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