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  • Yeah, but it's the hold 'em horns, not a corna. This is the problem with amateur symbology: similiar or identical symbols or gestures don't necessarily have common roots, however much illuminati fans would like them to.


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  • RageofAnath said:
    Noooo it isn't, its just a back view:



    I think you misunderstood what I said, I meant that the avatar of the "Jesus Rocks" group displays the symbol for "I love you."

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    Black metal will continue; as long as Judeo-Christian ideals exist,
    so will the need to oppose them with art.

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  • I think you misunderstood what I said, I meant that the avatar of the "Jesus Rocks" group displays the symbol for "I love you."

    Haha, yes I did, I thought you meant the picture on Wiki, and I was very confused....

    I looked at what you ACTUALLY meant, and yah, you're right.

    There's no problem a few frag grenades can't fix.

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    • stoli_ said...
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    • 8 Jan 2007, 20:00
    THIS reminded me of something...

    Did you know that Jesus will probably be a king of Poland soon? No, really, I'm serious! Polish goverment prepared a statute which gives Jesus the title of King of Poland. But as I was reading comments to that Australian case - I wondered what our king is doing in Australian metro... Hmmm, business probably.

    • ESF-12 said...
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    • 9 Jan 2007, 00:29
    ^^ i see a vagina and a one eye'd man...

    • Adicted said...
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    • 9 Jan 2007, 02:09
  • Adicted said:
    http://www.evilbible.com/Top_Ten_List.htm

    Interesting site.


    Hmmm... it is a very interesting site.

    On one hand they have many good facts and quotes in the essays, but there is one major flaw that is bothering me about them. They take the bible as literally as Christians do.

    The Retard of the Month section is hilarious, I wish it was more updated! XD

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    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 11 Jan 2007, 17:41
    And we have a neat site called www.lolJesus.com
    Some of it is rather grotesque...

    • ESF-12 said...
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    • 11 Jan 2007, 20:57
    lol thats great ^

  • Ok,these are a sad minority,but it's just so ridiculous:

    The last world model propagated by the Flat Earth Society holds that humans live on a disc, with the North Pole at its center and a 150-foot (~45 meter) high wall of ice at the outer edge. The resulting map resembles the symbol of the United Nations, something Johnson used as evidence for his position. In this model, the sun and moon are each a mere 32 miles (52 km) in diameter.

    A newsletter from the society gives some insight into Johnson's mindset:

    Aim: To carefully observe, think freely rediscover forgotten fact and oppose theoretical dogmatic assumptions. To help establish the United States...of the world on this flat earth. Replace the science religion...with SANITY

    The International Flat Earth Society is the oldest continuous Society existing on the world today. It began with the Creation of the Creation. First the water...the face of the deep...without form or limits...just Water. Then the Land sitting in and on the Water, the Water then as now being flat and level, as is the very Nature of Water. There are, of course, mountains and valleys on the Land but since most of the World is Water, we say, "The World is Flat". Historical accounts and spoken history tell us the Land part may have been square, all in one mass at one time, then as now, the magnetic north being the Center. Vast cataclysmic events and shaking no doubt broke the land apart, divided the Land to be our present continents or islands as they exist today. One thing we know for sure about this world...the known inhabited world is Flat, Level, a Plain World.

    We maintain that what is called 'Science' today and 'scientists' consist of the same old gang of witch doctors, sorcerers, tellers of tales, the 'Priest-Entertainers' for the common people. 'Science' consists of a weird, way-out occult concoction of gibberish theory-theology...unrelated to the real world of facts, technology and inventions, tall buildings and fast cars, airplanes and other Real and Good things in life; technology is not in any way related to the web of idiotic scientific theory. ALL inventors have been anti-science. The Wright brothers said: "Science theory held us up for years. When we threw out all science, started from experiment and experience, then we invented the airplane." By the way, airplanes all fly level on this Plane earth.

    http://theflatearthsociety.org

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  • [http://www.last.fm/group/We+rock+for+the+King/forum/41051/_/236586]What is going on in this thread?

    It is the duty of all of us not to let this go unchecked! :P

    There's no problem a few frag grenades can't fix.

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    • j33433 said...
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    • 4 Jul 2007, 16:01
    I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

    -- Mahatma Gandhi

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 14 Jul 2007, 22:57
    Quotes taken from forums frequented by 'religious' types

    I cant very the accuracy of anythging from the above link, but seems legit enough. Wonderfully fucked up stuff.

    Take this as an example: "No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims."

  • That's been posted here before. I still maintain that:

    "Athiests as a Majority

    This is what it would be like, if the majority of people were athiests.
    ATHIEST KID: Mom, I'm going to go fuck a hooker.
    ATHIEST MOM: Okay, son.
    ATHIEST KID: Afterwards, I'm going to go smoke pot with my friends, since it's "not addictive."
    ATHIEST MOM: Okay, come home soon!

    The athiest kid leaves the room. The father comes home from work several minutes later.

    ATHIEST DAD: Hey!
    ATHIEST MOM: Hi, honey! I'm pregnant again. I guess I'll just get another abortion, since "fetuses don't count as human life."
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, get as many abortions as you want!
    ATHIEST MOM: Oh, and don't go in the bedroom.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why not?
    ATHIEST MOM: There are two gay men fucking eachother in there.
    ATHIEST DAD: Why are they here?
    ATHIEST MOM: I wanted to watch them do it for awhile. They just aren't finished yet.
    ATHIEST DAD: Okay, that's fine with me!

    Suddenly, their neighbor runs into the house.

    ATHIEST NEIGHBOR: Come quick, there's a Christian outside!
    ATHIEST MOM: We'll be right there!

    The athiest couple quickly put on a pair of black robes and hoods. They then exit the house, and run into the street, where a Christian is nailed to a large, wooden X. He is being burned alive. A crowd of athiests stand around him, all wearing black robes and hoods.

    RANDOM ATHIEST: Damn you, Christian! We hate you! We claim to be tolerant of all religions. But we really hate your's! That's because we athiests are hypocritical like that! Die, Christian!

    THE END


    Doesn't sound that bad. Except if everybody has to talk like that all the time.

    EDIT: Also, I just noticed that the moron consistently mis-spelled Atheist.


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  • For those who speak Polish:

    UNBLACK METAL? WTF?
    http://www.unblack.kdm.pl/

  • http://killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=497

    Some Christians goes beyond insane...

    • Jonsse said...
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    • 1 Aug 2007, 10:15
    Wow... I hate the war and Fox news spreading their propaganda... But that woman an Westbury Baptist Church... I cannot find any words to describe them. She just could not shut up... completely brainwashed human being. Notice how her expression is the same all the time while she is judging basically everyone but her own church, doing this all with monotone voice...

  • EDIT: Also, I just noticed that the moron consistently mis-spelled Atheist.

    that is the only thing I found strange in this dialogue;P

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  • Mr_Allergic said:
    http://killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?ID=497

    Some Christians goes beyond insane...


    This pisses me every time I watch it. You can see the insanity in her eyes. Fucking sick. This simply supports the fact that there can be absolutely any conception of God on this planet. You can find your own, follow the conception of the masses or don't think about it at all. Btw, I wouldn't call her a christian, simply a cultist.

    Thanks for this, nothing like a spurt of anger to start the day.

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    Black metal will continue; as long as Judeo-Christian ideals exist,
    so will the need to oppose them with art.

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  • "if this is really the word of God, why is it your church only has about 100 members?"

    Someone needs to wipe that family from the gene pool.

    There's no problem a few frag grenades can't fix.

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  • http://postarchives.entensity.net/041307/media.php?media=jc.wmv

    I hope not all atheists that grow out from Christian familys have to go through that.

    • Jonsse said...
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    • 2 Aug 2007, 16:50
    Someone needs to wipe that family from the gene pool.

    If someone did that he/she should get a special Darwin award. Even if it's not exactly what the Darwin awards are about...

  • RageofAnath said:
    Someone needs to wipe that family from the gene pool.


    Throw in the Duggars and you've got a deal!

    Anyways, here's my failing faith in humanity....



    Kid has quite a few videos, all essentially ripoffs reinterpretations of Kent Hovind's incredible work as a YEC. In other words, they're complete shit, completely full of shit, and so retardedly full of shit, that you should watch them. Especially if you haven't seen Hovind's shit. This basically is his shit, cocky attitude and all. And don't worry, it is indeed a very large pile of shit.

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=VySC0rJjCnM
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=WSYKngn1Rng
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=w6p8DAnj5dQ
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=hKa77qb45c4
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Taftv6yrd_Y

    If the fumes become too potent, close the window and return after dizzying incredulity has subsided.

    But speaking of Kent Hovind.....

    http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/kenthovindinjail/index.html

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  • Holy FUCK! I couldn't get through it, I had to stop watching after the first 2 minutes. His mannerisms pissed me off after the first 2 seconds. I feel a little more depressed now...

    Assailants propagate the schism
    Black metal will continue; as long as Judeo-Christian ideals exist,
    so will the need to oppose them with art.

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  • If I took an overdose of LSD and had a mental breakdown, I'd still make more sense logically than that moron...

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