Favorite Quote?

    • vcreedS said...
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    • 30 Sep 2006, 04:07

    Favorite Quote?

    South Park has the most brilliant writers, and I could come up with a million quotes, but i'll just take three and leave the rest to you guys.

    "Daaad! Tom cruise won't come out of the closet!!"

    Kyle:"Cartman, you are such a manipulative asshole!"
    Cartman: "yes, but im not going to die."

    "TSST!"-Cesar Milan/Ms. Cartman (also happens to be the name of the episode which it appears in)

    happy quotings

    Yippy Whippy!
  • omg, they killed kenny!

    you bastards!!

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 1 Oct 2006, 23:58
    "That douche didn't even make me pay for it, he just had me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose". hahahahahaha.

  • "Screw you guys, I'm going home" - Cartman

    "It's all a bunch of treehugging hippy crap" - Cartman

    "Spielberg - Jew, Lucas - Jew, Kyle - Jew." - Cartman

    Officer Barbrady: "You can't just lock 63 people in your basement."
    Cartman: "They are not people, they are hippies!"

    As you can see, I LOVE CARTMAN :D

  • "that makes me a saaaaad panda"

    Don't say that don't touch there
    Don't be nasty says the silly bear
    He's come to tell you what's right and wrong
    Sexual Harassment Panda!
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 16 Oct 2006, 06:30
    "no kitty, its my pie!"
    "i hate you guys; ihate you guys so much"
    "you wanna get high?"

  • "jew....play stupid games...jews....thats why their lame"-cartman
    "are you serial?"-al gore
    "you are such an rtard"-kyle
    can't forget the songs:
    lets fighting love
    lemmiwinks/paris hilton
    montage song
    my robot friend
    the sucubus song

    When I feel like talking I'll never be wrong, If I feel like walking you best come along.
    • Bilbo_ said...
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    • 2 Nov 2006, 08:54


  • Chief Running Water: Your mother is what we Indians call, 'Bear With Wide Canyon.'
    Cartman: What do you mean?
    CRW: She is 'Doe Who Cannot Keep Legs Together.'
    Cartman: Huh?
    CRW: Your mom's a slut.

    Jewish Kid: Is anyone else having problems concentrating on this? I just can't seem to concentrate.
    Cartman: Maybe we should send you to a concentration camp.

    Cartman: You seem a little irritable, Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?

    Cartman: Shut up - you fucking jew!!
    Mr. Garrison: Eric, did you just say the 'f word?'
    Cartman: Jew??

    Cartman: Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000.

    Stan: The note (from Wendy) says to meet her at Stark's Pond after school.
    Kyle: Whoa, maybe you can kiss her.
    Cartman: Or slip a little tongue.
    Kenny: [mumbles] Or slide a finger up her pussy.
    Kyle: I didn't know she had a cat.

    Officer Barbrady: You can't just lock 63 people in your basement.
    Cartman: They're not people, they're hippies!

    Cartman: I used to think disabled people were here for my amusement.

    Choir Teacher: Well, that about does it. If you have any questions, I'll leave information packets up front.
    Cartman: Oh that's good, we need some more toilet paper.

    Canadian: Just follow the road.
    Kyle: Which road?
    Canadian: This is Canada! We only have one road!

    Cartman: You f*cking asshole! This is all your fault!
    Kyle: What?
    Cartman: Everyone's gonna be charitable and give money to your family instead of buying Christmas presents! You fucking Jews ruined Christmas again! (goes after Kyle)
    Stan: Whoa whoa, Cartman.
    Cartman: It wasn't enough for you people to kill Jesus, now you have to kill Christmas too, huh?

    Cartman: See, this is what we call an all-you-can-eat buffet. Here you can eat all you want for just $6.99. That's why everyone comes here on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny's family because for them, $6.99 is two year's income.

    Cartman (singing): I want to get down on my knees and start pleasing Jesus. I want to feel his salvation all over my face.

    Cartman: My mom says if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet

    Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
    Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

    • geroq said...
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    • 17 Nov 2006, 08:47
    "ants ind the pants? ants in the pants?"

    "it's a game dude, it' really fun"

    "i hate you, i want you to die, ... DIE"

  • I dont remember thge exact words, but it went something like this -(its off Starvin Marvin episode)

    Stan: Cartman, don't laugh at them poor, skinny ethiopian people, maybe one day you will be poor and skinny

    Cartman: Pah, ha, i don't think so guys.

    Oh and another one; on the "spooky fish" episode
    Its the part where cartman's clone goes round to kenny's house- its throwing it down with rain and he knocks on the door and, and kennys family is all there, he gives them supplies and food, and walks off. then -

    Mr. McCormick: Kenny, wasn't that your fat, racist, foul-mouthed friend Eric Cartman?
    Kenny: Mmm, Hmm

    "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack."
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 20 Nov 2006, 20:51
    "Respect my authoritah!"

  • "Man 2:Right now we're proving we don't need corporations. We don't need money. This can become a commune where everyone just helps each other.
    Man 1:Yeah, we'll have one guy who like, who like, makes bread. A-and one guy who like, l-looks out for other people's safety.
    Stan:You mean like a baker and a cop?
    Man 2:No no, can't you imagine a place where people live together and like, provide services for each other in exchange for their services?
    Kyle:Yeah, it's called a town.
    Driver:You kids just haven't been to college yet. But just you wait, this thing is about to get HUGE."

    "Vous, qui me regardez, éloignez-vous de moi, car mon haleine exhale un souffle empoisonné." -- Les Chants de Maldoror
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 3 Dec 2006, 15:31
    Best conversation ever on South Park from "The biggest douche in the universe". It's rather serious but still hilarious funny.

    John Edwards:"So you think you can talk to dead people better than me,ha!?"
    Stan:"No,I don't think either one of us can."
    JE:"They tell me your show is getting better ratings then mine.That you're saying I'm a fraud on your show.You better never call me a liar,a fake or a douche again,or else I sue you for slander."
    S:"I'm saying this to you,John Edwards.You are a liar,you are a fake and you are the biggest douche ever."
    JE:"Everything I tell people is positive and gives them hope.How does that make me a douche!?"
    S:"Because the big questions of life are tough:
    Why are we here?
    Where are we from?
    Where are we going?
    But if people believe in asshole duchy liars like you,we never find the real answers to those questions.You aren't just lying,you're slowing down the progress of all mankind...YOU...DOUCHE."

    • HafiYa said...
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    • 3 Dec 2006, 22:23
    "we're dealin' with someone who has absolutely no life O_O"

    don't drink water - fish have bukkake in it

    reiten ist super, pferde sind schön, ich will nur noch reiten gehn ♫
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 5 Dec 2006, 04:32

    If a girl was ever beating me up I’d be like,
    ”AY! Why don’t you stop dressing me up like a mailman,
    and making me dance for you,
    while you go and smoke crack in your bedroom
    and have sex with some guy I don’t even know,
    on my dad’s bed!”

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 6 Dec 2006, 07:21
    This is rather a conversation but still pretty funny:

    Chef's Dad: "...and I yelled. I said, 'What do you want from us, monster?' And the monster bent down and said, 'Uuuh, I need about tree-fiddy'" ...big pause, damn this is so hilarious... Stan goes: "What's 'tree-fiddy?'" dad replies, "Three dollars and fifty cents!" mother confirms, "Tree-fiddy" then Kyle asks, "He wanted money?" Dad answers, "That's right. And I said, 'I ain't giving you no tree-fiddy you goddamn Loch Ness Monster! Get your own goddamn money!'"

    And Mr. Mackey's "M-kay?" just makes me wanna lmao

    "You shouldn't do drugs because drugs are bad, m-kay?"

    Edited by a deleted user on 8 Dec 2006, 04:25
    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 8 Dec 2006, 01:07
    Randy Marsh - "What seems to be the officer, problem?"

    - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXzyeD363Vg

    Stan - "Jimmy!"
    Jimmy - "Hey Stan"
    Stan - "Jimmy, will you go talk to Wendy for me?"
    Jimmy - "f-fo-for what?"
    Stan - "Just go talk to her, and be poetic. Tell her she's my n-NO tell her, tell her she's a continuing source of inspiration to me."
    Jimmy - "She's what?"
    Stan - "She's a continuing source of inspiration to me."
    Jimmy - "Ok."
    *Jimmy goes to Wendy*
    Jimmy - "Hey Weh-Hey Wendy!"
    Wendy - "Yeh?"
    Jimmy - "Stan says you're a cunt, you're a cunt, Stan says you're a cunt-cunt-"
    Wendy - "Well tell Stan to fuck off!" *storms off*
    Jimmy - "-you're a cunt-continuing source of inspiration to him."

    - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmOPYLbHUbY

    Plus anything said by Butters ;)

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 10 Dec 2006, 04:59
    Anything Randy Marsh has ever said/done. That man is complete gold.

    • ADnow-r said...
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    • 10 Dec 2006, 16:46
    'Red Hot Catholic Love' - when Cartman said he can stick food into his ass and crap with his mouth.
    Kyle: Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week.

    Al Gore: 'ManBearPig is half man, half bear, half big. I'm super serial here'

    ... I broke the dam.

    I'll nod and watch your lips move, if you need me to pretend
    • Ookami_ said...
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    • 10 Dec 2006, 20:48

  • Omg, they killed kenny!

    You bastards!

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 16 Dec 2006, 15:59
    Oh, there are to many awesome quotes... :P

    - Jonathan! Head! Munky! David! Fieldy! Korn Power!
    - How does it help?
    - We don't know, it's just cool to do.


    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 17 Dec 2006, 06:08
    A few that come to mind:

    Mrs. Garrison: Get your man-hands off of me!

    Cartman: You're the worst character ever, Towelie.
    Towelie: I know.

    Cartman: You're a towel.
    Towelie: You're a towel!

    Moses: No cake for the impurity.

    Goth kid: I'm not gonna live in a third-world country with all the conformists.

    Cartman: Thank you Wendy. Don't call us...we won't call you either.

    Plus everything Ike says, hahaha.

    • [Deleted user] said...
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    • 19 Dec 2006, 02:35
    Ms.Garrison: "Are you going to vacume it up or are you going to scramble it's brains and I can queef it out"


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