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Leader: Cid_Highwind
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Created on: 23 Aug 2008
Satrianism is the true Religion!

He shaved his head for your sins!

Who doesn't want to live in a world with just Satch as your holy man, he isn't called Saint Joe for nothing.

A lot of people are close, they felt the music, they heard his message, but they have no idea where to go, how to go on with this brilliant information.

This is the ultimate step you're taking, by joining Satrianism, you secure the future for yourself, your family and friends.

Imagine a world full of Satrianists, there would be no war or hunger... Only Joe and his music.

Try to spread the message, to those who are possible candidates for Joe's message, for his holy music!

By joining Satrianism you agree to be a full Satrianist! And with that it is your duty to spread Joe's music, his message, but only to those who are ready for his message.

Praise Joe

The 10 Satchy Commandments

ONE: 'You shall have no other non-guitar gods before Me.'

TWO: 'You shall not make for yourself a carved image--any likeness of anything that is in the emo scene, or that is in the glitter pop scene, or that is in the boyband scene.'

THREE: 'You shall not take the name of the SATCH your God in vain.'

FOUR: 'Remember Satch birthday, to keep it holy.'

FIVE: 'Honor your father and your mother for giving you ears to listen to Satriani's holy music.'

SIX: 'You shall not murder (unless its in the name of Satch).'

SEVEN: 'You shall not commit adultery while listening to Satch music.'

EIGHT: 'You shall not steal other people's music (I'm looking at you COLDPLAY).'

NINE: 'You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor if he listens to Satch.'

TEN: 'You shall not covet your neighbor's house; you shall not covet your neighbor's wife, nor his male servant, nor his female servant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor's. UNLESS! they are no Satch fans, then you have free play my sons and daughters.

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  • xmeiax666

    i love you

    21 Jul 2013 Reply
  • Jenni_Franca

    You guys should check Lucas Cabral :D

    11 Mar 2013 Reply
  • Gadoguz

    I'd say "Premonition", but "Dream Song", "Wormhole Wizards" and "Light Years Away" are really close to it.

    10 Dec 2010 Reply
  • Cid_Highwind

    agreed, everyone's fav song of the album? I am stuck between Wind in the Trees and God is Crying myself.

    9 Dec 2010 Reply
  • Gadoguz

    The new album is up there with Crystal Planet. Love it! Best album since SBM.

    14 Nov 2010 Reply
  • Siliya

    satch pwnz

    6 Nov 2010 Reply
  • Bruneti12

    Satch bless us all

    2 Oct 2010 Reply
  • Cid_Highwind

    Thanks for the heads up therahmaniac!

    26 Sep 2010 Reply
  • therahmaniac

    premonition webisode is up ! check out asap.satch rocks!

    25 Sep 2010 Reply
  • Hamplat

    WW JOE D?

    11 Sep 2010 Reply
  • Cid_Highwind

    :) Yeah he is!

    8 Sep 2010 Reply
  • Hamplat

    You shall not not listen to Satch all day :P He is truly the best!!

    3 Sep 2010 Reply
  • Cid_Highwind

    New European Tour Dates too!

    5 Jun 2010 Reply
  • Cid_Highwind

    100 members :)

    12 Mar 2010 Reply
  • mokona_nl

    Course the sound and playing are bloody awesome. If you look past the effects it totally takes me back to May 10 2008 when I saw a show of the same tour.

    19 Feb 2010 Reply
  • Cid_Highwind

    Well I can only say, its damn awesome, yes the special effects are a lot to take in, but hell, its Satch! I got that incredible adrenaline rush as soon as the first song was playing. He produced it, and the man is legend. The effects are nice and don't distract from his playing

    18 Feb 2010 Reply
  • Cid_Highwind

    hm everyone seems to think that about the effects haha

    9 Feb 2010 Reply
  • mokona_nl

    Bought the new DVD last Wednesday and I've seen it this afternoon. The music is as amazing as one would expect but I do think the added visual effects were a bit over the top at times.

    8 Feb 2010 Reply
  • Cid_Highwind

    hrm, no msg yet from my source. I'll msg him again

    1 Feb 2010 Reply
  • Cid_Highwind

    Should hopefully have the answer after Friday

    28 Jan 2010 Reply
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