Songs that inexplicably seem gay

ErieMaxwell said:
Jellyfish's He's My Best Friend, putting aside what it's actually about and dealing with it as if it's two people (as I was about five when I first heard it, so that interpretation's always been my default *sheepish*), edges the razor-thin line between ambiguous and dear god, just admit it lyrics. Which is sort of odd, considering otherwise it totally doesn't and leads to some wonderful confusion

man, it's really queer (at least what's for my own interpretation). but no one can deny that 'he's cinnamon on my toast, we're so close' (awwww!) and 'we could hold hands for hours...' verses mean something more than just a common friendship. *lewd smile*

I've another one. Camera Obscura's Teenager, although I'm not quite sure -why- aside from how the person being sung to is implied to be a girl in the third verse (with 'I didn't have you done for being... the girl well read') and the rest of the song is about the girl who is apparently breaking the implied girl's heart. I may not be the greatest judge of these type of things though; I tend to read pretty much anything even remotely probable as gay. XD Still, it really sounds like it is here, to me.(lyrics)

I swear I'll stop now. *sheepish*

Red Hot Chili Peppers - My Lovely Man (lyrics).

who would ever think Red Hot Chili Peppers have anything to do with anything queer? they are the most straight-and-proud band on Earth, which has never stepped onto the land under rainbow.
and this song isn't an exception. when I first saw the lyrics, I was like, 'oh my! just look at this! is it for real or is it that strange thing that occur to your brains when you stay up till 4am every night?' but no, guys. 'My Lovely Man' is a song about a man written in the name of another man. worse still, we should keep in mind RHCP are all-over straight, so the song isn't gay. in fact, it's about band's dead member.
and I know it's absofuckinglutely weird to call one 'brother' and then 'my lovely man' without meaning something gay; nevertheless, the song's no gay.
it's beyond me how can something sounding so gay not be gay when it is so... gay.

The Piccadilly Trail by The Style Council (lyrics).

The Style Council should be added to the List of Bands that Inexplicably Seem Fauxmosexual. they're at the top my Weekly Fauxmo Songs list, too, apparently. really. they're great.
what's for the aforementioned song, I luv it for there's no straight (he-he) queer allusions, but you can easily make out it's GAYGAYGAY. after all: Piccadilly, dude! we all know well what often happens at Piccadilly. right, bad affairs that sometimes end up like 'The Piccadilly Trail'.

Sunny by Morrissey (lyrics).

Just because I can't even imagine this being about woman; can you?

"To The Birds" seems pretty ambiguous to me, compared to all those songs where Brett basically sings "MEN! GIVE THEM ALL TO ME!" I did use it as a title for a very queer story once, though, so I guess I'm making some subconscious connection.

Here's what I've got:
O Valencia! by the Decemberists (lyrics). I was listening to it and realized that Valencia is more likely the name of a place than a person, and there are no gender-specific references. Hmmm! Really, though, I just want all of the Decemberists' songs to be gay, because they tell such interesting stories, and it's so fun to find queerics that aren't just the typical relationship fare.

Bonnie 'Prince' Billy - I See a Darkness
this is beautiful love song.. lyrics

The very first song that comes to my mind is Dirt by The Stooges. I keep listening to it while reading the lyrics, and I'm so very certain that Iggy sings "f*ck me" instead of (what the lyrics sites suggest) "touch me". Go on, hear it for yourselves!