Are you an intelligent Tool fan like me? Do you think Tool is the best band ever? Do you consider yourself to be smart and cool just because you listen to Tool? Do you agree with me that we Tool fans are the most intelligent people who have ever lived? Willy-nilly we are the ones who listen to Tool so we have to be .
Do you think your taste in music is the best, mostly because you listen to Tool? Do you like making others to like music you like or sometimes when you feel like it prevent them from listening and liking so that it doesn't get too much popular? Do you think that we have "the shittiest fanbase ever (at least that’s what some people say) and are you proud of it just like I am? Anyway not any band is able to have the worst fanbase, right? Are you into Tool army, Alex Grey, Fibonacci numbers, alternative track orders, the collective unconscious, symbols and other Tool's cool thingies… Do you feel like you have 48 chromosomes or your third eye is wider than those blind people who don’t listen to Tool? Do you feel like a dick? ‘Cos I do! So if the answers are yes then join now brothers and sisters! Together we proud pretAntious Tool soldiers will bring the world to its knees , will conquer it , and make Tool members the rulers of the earth and force every Tool hater to listen to Tool songs in our dark dungeons painted with Alex Grey's noble paintings for all eternity, never to fade!
P.S.
You don’t have to agree with everything listed above just like i don't but you can still join just to piss Anti-Tool people off
AND I KNOW IT'S PRETENTIOUS AND NOT "PRETANTIOUS"! Anyway we are too open-minded to care about these unimportant things.
notice those towers
Do you think your taste in music is the best, mostly because you listen to Tool? Do you like making others to like music you like or sometimes when you feel like it prevent them from listening and liking so that it doesn't get too much popular? Do you think that we have "the shittiest fanbase ever (at least that’s what some people say) and are you proud of it just like I am? Anyway not any band is able to have the worst fanbase, right? Are you into Tool army, Alex Grey, Fibonacci numbers, alternative track orders, the collective unconscious, symbols and other Tool's cool thingies… Do you feel like you have 48 chromosomes or your third eye is wider than those blind people who don’t listen to Tool? Do you feel like a dick? ‘Cos I do! So if the answers are yes then join now brothers and sisters! Together we proud pretAntious Tool soldiers will bring the world to its knees , will conquer it , and make Tool members the rulers of the earth and force every Tool hater to listen to Tool songs in our dark dungeons painted with Alex Grey's noble paintings for all eternity, never to fade!
P.S.
You don’t have to agree with everything listed above just like i don't but you can still join just to piss Anti-Tool people off
AND I KNOW IT'S PRETENTIOUS AND NOT "PRETANTIOUS"! Anyway we are too open-minded to care about these unimportant things.
notice those towers
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