Procrastinators Unite!

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Created on: 1 Jun 2006
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If you are here at this very moment, instead of writing that term paper or completing that task you were assigned five days ago…you are one of us. Feel free to join.


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Procrastinators UNITE!:

For all those who put things off until the very last minute.





The Procrastinator's Creed

1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done already.

2. I shall never move quickly, except to avoid more work or find excuses.

3. I will never rush into a job without a lifetime of consideration.

4. I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive from missing them.

5. I firmly believe that tomorrow holds the possibility for new technologies, astounding discoveries, and a reprieve from my obligations.

6. I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable regardless of the amount of time given.

7. I shall never forget that the probability of a miracle, though infinitesmally small, is not exactly zero.

8. If at first I don't succeed, there is always next year.

9. I shall always decide not to decide, unless of course I decide to change my mind.

10. I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step, and/or write the first word, when I get around to it.

11. I obey the law of inverse excuses which demands that the greater the task to be done, the more insignificant the work that must be done prior to beginning the greater task.

12. I know that the work cycle is not plan/start/finish, but is wait/plan/plan.

13. I will never put off until tomorrow, what I can forget about forever.

14. I will become a member of the ancient Order of Two-Headed Turtles (the Procrastinator's Society) if they ever get it organized.

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  • kissesneverdie

    I'll join this group later.

    January 2012

  • aaziraphale

    i mean i should really be studying ....

    January 2012

  • HiJackXD

    I'll join this group later.

    October 2011

  • SeveralPeople

    here's a link

    September 2011

  • gorski_

    lol hey all, just found this by stumbleupon :D and tomorrow i have an term test lol

    August 2011

  • newbewb

    I found this when I was at work and should have been writing a website, am I doing it right?

    August 2011

  • jaxolotl

    Well... I'll join this group when I'm in the mood... but not now.

    July 2011

  • cynthiapowell

    -_-

    July 2011

  • SoapMagic

    I procrastinated on another Honors Biology project, and I got a 96 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    April 2011

  • SoapMagic

    I procrastinated on an Honors Biology project, and I got a 100 on it (like a boss). AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

    March 2011

  • thekillingspree

    I... Just can't be bothered with this right now.

    February 2011

  • ADnow-r

    uniting is tiring.

    January 2011

  • tideghost

    I used to think I was indecisive ... but now I'm not sure anymore.

    December 2010

  • SeveralPeople

    I'm procrastinating whether i want to join this group or not

    November 2010

  • kiwicio

    just quickly checking my email and my last.fm profile before start getting things done, i have big plans for today! OH SHI- 2 A.M.

    September 2010

  • soudruzka

    Wow...I can't believe it only took me 50 minutes of procrastination to join this group. I don't think I've ever been that impulsive before...

    September 2010

  • ElMariuolo

    I'll write here something with a sense... tomorrow...

    September 2010

  • VERSUSDIE

    .... see you next week :)

    August 2010

  • ElMariuolo

    I don't have passed the exam... I will study for the recovery...

    June 2010

  • babybling10

    what!!??! The world is going to end if I dont pick up that trash...dont worry i'll pick it up later.

    June 2010
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