Phil Selway

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Created on: 17 Mar 2009
Greatest drummer (and most bald). Absolute perfect posture. Drummer for Radiohead.

PhiL Selway was born on the virgin islands off the coast of Madagascar and moved to England by the age of 13. He spoke no english and was 25% not retarded. It was in his british prep school where he worked as an apprentice custodian that fellow classmate Thom "that kid with the fucked up eye" Yorke noticed Phil's bizarre talent for keeping in tempo with rythyms that don't make sense in any way. Thom, Phil (who was bald at the time), Jonny Greenwood, and the other two guys, formed "On a Friday". On account of the only times they could practice were on a friday. Since they spent all their fridays practicing and never went out, Phil Developed Pnemonia for some reason. ANd the rest of his hair fell out. He fell into a coma and awoke 9 years later. This is when Thom Yorke approched him drunk as fuck, asking him if he wanted to play drums on this new album called Pablo Honey, inspired by Thom's then transexual girlfriend, Pablo. It was on tour for Pablo Honey where Phil had his first sexual experience. Unfortunately it was with an endless bread basket at the olive garden in uniondale, long island. This prompted hiom to write the drum beat for Morning Bell, which is the only thing he ever really contributed to Radiohead.

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